Stretch Marks Jokes
7 stretch marks jokes and hilarious stretch marks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stretch marks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Stretch Marks Jokes With Friends
Share Hilarious Stretch Marks Jokes and Enjoy Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good stretch marks joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Mark and his wife were driving along a country road.
They weren't speaking to each other due to an earlier argument. As they passed a particularly rural stretch, they spotted a couple of monkeys in the treetops. "Relatives of yours?", asked Mark sarcastically.
"Yes," she replied. "My in-laws."
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
My patience has stretch marks.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why do gay men have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
There's only one...
There's only one place a man would want stretch marks.
My boyfriend complains about my stretch marks.
He failed school. I say these are the only marks you'll ever get.
my face popped a vessel during this
I was at work today, just pricing a huge shipment of tools. This random customer comes up to me, he says Hello. I reply with a kind gesture. He then proceeds with this:
Customer "Do you know what a cougar is?"
Me "yep"
Customer "So, you know that there are two kinds?"
I giggled a bit and answered,
Me "Yes"
Customer "do you know what a tiger is?"
I figured he was implying the tiger to be like a cougar(as in an older woman seeking young men) but i wasn't sure.
Me "i don't think so, what is it?"
Customer "Its a cougar with stretch marks!"
I started to laugh pretty hard. Was so taken off guard by his answer that I dropped the manure fork on my boots.
Me "Good show! You my good man, are my favourite for today."
He smiled and I gave him a discount on all his items.
Share These Stretch Marks Jokes With Friends