Following is our collection of funny Stretch Marks jokes. There are some stretch marks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stretch marks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They weren't speaking to each other due to an earlier argument. As they passed a particularly rural stretch, they spotted a couple of monkeys in the treetops. "Relatives of yours?", asked Mark sarcastically.
"Yes," she replied. "My in-laws."
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
Her CAR has stretch marks
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
To hide the stretch marks.
There's only one place a man would want stretch marks.
He failed school. I say these are the only marks you'll ever get.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stretch marks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stretch marks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.