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He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.)
Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite.
It was quite a stretch.
I think that's a bit of a stretch
What did the hillbilly say when his yoga instructor asked if you wanted to leave the class?
"Na, I'm a-stay"
"It failed 4 times in a row, so it's bound to work this time."
A stretch
Sounds like a stretch to me.
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
But I think that's kind of a stretch.
Real women have (s)curv(y)
...yeah it's a bit of a stretch
The other mechanic inspects the part and replies, "Eh, I dunno, that might be a bit of a stretch."
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but I think it's a bit of a stretch.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
Buts it's too long of a stretch for me
Stretch Marx
It is a stretch goal.
, which helped him finish his sentence.
A punchline walked into a bar.
He's seeking early discharge from his long penal stretch.
It was kind of a stretch.
"Wow" I said to her "Sounds like a stretch to me"
Why do you look so sad and the horse says well i haven't gotten a bj in months the bartender says she will do it so she gets on her knees and starts sucking the horse off. The horse is so big she has to stretch her lips out as far as they can go Then the horse looks down and asks why the long face?
To keep them nice and timber.
More like, PokΓ©mon where-did-it-GO!
It was a stretch, but I made it work, didn't I?
I decided not to because it was too much of a stretch.
It's the only way I know how to exorcise.
But yoga is a stretch for me.
No, but a Mercedes-Benz
"That's kind of a stretch for me"
But it's a bit of a stretch.
...for the rest of the day my stomach was in knots.
Her CAR has stretch marks
Lazy anya
It was a stretch but I made it work I think
It just sounds like a stretch to me
It totally works! Once you stretch it over their head, they suffocate it in a matter of minutes!
When the Daddy car asked the baby car what he wanted to be when he grew up, the baby answered. "I wanna fit lots of people inside me and have parties where they can drink and have fun."
The daddy car replied "oh that's a stretch."
Original. Maybe bad. But original.
Yeah, I can sleep for days at a stretch.
It's been a long stretch
To be fair, it was a bit of a stretch.
I think that's a stretch.
When they come upon a Grizzly Bear. The first man bends down quickly and begins to tighten shoelaces.
The second man says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"
As the first man begins to stretch he replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."
Pike
Elongate could really stretch out.
It doesn't feel like a stretch.
Which Star Trek character do cleaners hate the most?
Mister Spock
Missed a spot... yah. :'(
She said, "Okay, but not with the new ones you'll stretch them out like you did the last pair."
It's just a long car, calling it a limo is a bit of a stretch.
It was a bit of a stretch, but I managed to pull it off.
He failed school. I say these are the only marks you'll ever get.
He's now doing a long stretch
But it was a bit of a stretch...
Mom: "Ooh, you're getting old!"
Me: "I know. I'm a senior."
That's a bit of a stretch.
I think it's a bit of a stretch.
Did you know that if you were to take someone's intestines out and stretch them along a 25ft tape measure, the said person would die?
I told him it's a bit of a stretch
(Thought of this tonight during yoga)
A job
The toilet bowl says 'Why the long faeces?'
I asked my yoga friend if she wanted to go to the convenience store with me, but she declined saying, "nah, I'mma stay".
Seems like a bit of a stretch.
The seventh inning stretch.
On a long boring stretch of highway they start complaining about how long it's taking to get there and the driver asks "What do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?" The passenger replies "Oh my God, you give blondes such a bad name. I can't believe how stupid you are, you can't even see Florida from here!"
They weren't speaking to each other due to an earlier argument. As they passed a particularly rural stretch, they spotted a couple of monkeys in the treetops. "Relatives of yours?", asked Mark sarcastically.
"Yes," she replied. "My in-laws."
They think it's bit of a stretch though
"Sounds like a bit of a stretch", he replied
To set a booby trap
License and registration the officer says.
No problem replies the motorist.
What are you doing out so late sir? the officer asks.
Just had a late night at work he replies.
Really? What do you do for work? the officer says.
Well...I'm an asshole stretcher he says.
An asshole stretcher?
Yeah, I take assholes and stretch them as far as you want, up to 6 feet
What would anyone do with a six foot asshole?! The office exclaims.
Well, the state gives them a car and puts one at the end of a tunnel!
I wanted to call it The Rubber Band.
But I thought that was a bit of a stretch.
but it was a stretch.
But you might need to help me with the punchline, it's a bit of a stretch.
Stretch Marx
Yeah no, you're right... 'Elon Gates' is a stretch.
It's a bit of a stretch.
Put me in an awkward position at first, but we held on. I bent over backwards to make her happy but she found me uptight and inflexible. Guess it just didn't work out in the long stretch.
"That's a bit of a stretch for me" I replied.
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