The Best 25 Stressful Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stressful jokes. There are some stressful elimination jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stressful clinically puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Stressful Jokes and Puns
The Covid19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
" I love to pamper my wife "
I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot water running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her
Bomb diffusal tech on being asked how he deals with the stress of the job
It's not stressful, I'm either right or it's suddenly not my problem.
What does a webpage do after a stressful day?
Refresh
Parenting is stressful! Parenting is a sacrifice, it's exhausting, it's expensive and at times it feels thankless but….
Eventually you die! -Jim Gaffigan
I've been holding auditions for actors to play a new Fantastic Four team this afternoon...
... it's so stressful.
It's just been one Thing after another.
I love pampering my girl
I love to pamper my girl after she has had a stressful day all day at work..
So when she texts me saying shes on the way home, I get the hot water
running mix in a little soap and swirl around the bubbles and time everything
just perfectly so as soon as she walks through the door...
The dishes are all piled up and ready for her...
Copy-editing is a very stressful line of work for women.
Every time they miss a period, they get really nervous.
This pandemic has been particularly stressful for flat earthers..
A lot of them are worried it's going to push people over the edge
Another long and stressful day of work for the doctor is coming to an end
He really is at the end of his patients
Covid 19 has been realy stressful for Flat Earthers
They fear that quarantine could push people off the edge
>!I apologize cause I completely ripped this off someone else's twitter!<
You can explore stressful tense reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stressful deadlines dad jokes. There are also stressful puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Coronavirus has been very stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I just flew in from the airport and boy am i tired
Its stressful flying a plane without a license.
Working at the Jobcentre has to be a stressful job
knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day
Left my stressful job to be a farmer for fingerlings.
Now all my problems are small potatoes.
The first time I ever player lacrosse it was fairly stressful
every time after that was fairly re-laxing
A communist homework joke...
Stop Putin it off man. You're Lennin it get to you. I know it's stressful but you really need the good Marx. You really are just Stalin the enevitable. Do it Mao!!
A woman is going through labour...
...but there is a blackout and her car isn't working. Her husband attempts to deliver the baby. Their young daughter is asked to hold a torch so that her father can see.
After a long and stressful procedure, the baby boy is born. The man spanks the newly born child and the baby starts crying. The mother asks the daughter about what she just saw.
"Smack him again, he shouldn't of crawled up there in the first place."
During quarantine I've been trying to see the upside of thing, but now with the civil unrest I'm feeling inside out. The contrast of being upside inside out is so stressful.
But that's what I get for Living La Vida Loca.
Marilyn is at home waiting for her husband to return from work...
After a rough, stressful shift, he finally arrives. Upon walking through the door, he says to her, Long day, I'm going outside to toke up. You're welcome to join, I got plenty.
...Mar, you wanna?
I asked my friend sapper is his job stressful
He said "It's not. You either do everything correctly or it's no longer your problem"
Guys I'm so nervous I have a job interview in 10 minutes
Nobody told me being an interviewer is this stressful
I got home after a stressful and demotivating day to find my wife moving my whisky collection up to a high shelf.
I can always rely on her to lift my spirits.
The current social climate between men and women is tense
A lot of guys say they're often walking on eggshells. I tell them that's the problem. It creates a stressful sound.
After several hours, I won a stressful auction for a wigwam and a teepee
It was just two tents.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stressful traumatic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stressful hectic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.