Stress Eating Jokes
5 stress eating jokes and hilarious stress eating puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stress eating that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Stress Eating Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good stress eating joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An extremely Italian man sees a doctor about his eating disorder
Doctor, I need your advice: I stress eat soppressata to suppress'a my feelings
My therapist asked me if I was a stress eater. I said of course I'm not a stress eater.
If I could eat stress, I wouldn't need to eat all this food when I'm stressed out!
Why do people eat pastries and sweets when they are stressed?
Because desserts are stressed spelt backwards.
An older man is feeling a bit under the weather and goes to see the doctor.
His wife comes along, and after a full physical and a battery of tests, the doctor meets the two of them in his office. He makes small talk, tells the man he is fine, and then asks to speak with the wife privately. After the man leaves, the doctor turns to the wife and says, "Your husband is gravely ill. He may make it, but in order to get there, you've got to treat him well, spoil him, give him whatever he wants to eat, let him play golf whenever he wants, let him watch all the football he wants, make sure he doesn't have any stress at all, and most importantly, give him s**... whenever he wants it."
The couple leaves, and as they are driving away, the man turns to his wife and says eagerly "Well, *what did he say?*"
After a long pause the wife looks at him and says, "You're gonna die."
A captain is sent to a new company....
A sergeant shows him around. He points to the firing range and says, " This is where the men practice their shooting. It's also a great way to get rid of stress". The captain nods, then the sergeant points to the cafeteria and says, " This is where the men eat. It's also a great way to get rid of stress". After most of the tour is done, the captain notices a camel tied to a post. He asks " What's that camel for?" the sergeant answers " Well the men use to the camel to g.. " The captain interrupts him and says, " I get it, to get rid of stress, that's a bit disgusting if you ask me." The sergeant then brings him to his office, finishing the tour. A few months pass by, and the captain is getting s**... frustrated, he asked the sergeant to bring the camel in his office. He then proceeds to have s**... with the camel the best way he could. When he was done he looks at the sergeant, who had a look of surprise in his eyes, and says "What? you never seen any of the men do this before?". The sergeant simply answers " Well, usually the men use the camel to go to town and find a h**.... It's great way to get rid of stress".
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