The Best 14 Stres Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stres jokes. There are some stres injections jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stres workout puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stres Jokes and Puns

I've been so stressed recently I've been doing that Chinese thing with the needles.

You know...heroin.

Don't stress if someone says you are fat

You are bigger than that.

I've been so stressed, I decided to finally try that Asian relaxing technique with the needles.

Heroin

Stres joke, I've been so stressed, I decided to finally try that Asian relaxing technique with the needles.

A stressed Referee goes to a psychologist

He breaks down in front of the doctor, complaining about feeling depressed, and loathed, always disappointing somebody no matter what he does. The doctor is highly sympathetic, and offers comfort - "It must be so hard, I'm glad you came to me. I can help" The doctor starts writing something on a piece of paper and says "Go to this address, and tell the optometrist I sent you".

Whenever I'm stressed, I lay my head on my keyboard and scream.

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Stress relief

Doctor : What do you do when you feel stressed?

Patient: I go to the temple...

Doctor : Good...and u pray there ?

Patient : No... I mix-up all shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me..... and my stress goes away

do NOT— and I cannot stress this enough

wake me up before you go-go

Stres joke, do NOT— and I cannot stress this enough

When under stress, you have to choose between the fight or the flight response. Unless...

you're a fighter pilot...then you can do both.

I've been so stressed that I started doing that Chinese needle therapy. You know the one...

Heroin.

Whenever I get stressed out I cut shapes out of wood with my jigsaw...

A jigsaw is a great coping mechanism.

Stressed Out

A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!

You can explore stres hectic reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stres relax dad jokes. There are also stres puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I'm so stressed that I'm going to try that Chinese thing with the needles, what's it called?

Oh yeah, heroin

What did the stressed-out man say after he finished masturbating?

Well, that's a load off my mind.

Despite the stress of the court case and abuse allegations they say that.....

Bill Cosbys wife hasn't lost any sleep over it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stres problems jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stres decompose piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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