The Best 15 Strengths Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strengths jokes. There are some strengths talent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strengths stronger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strengths Jokes and Puns

A man goes in for a job application...

...and the interviewer asks, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?"
"Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not."
"Okay," said the interviewer, "and what about your strengths?"
"I'm Batman"

A man walks into an interview

Interviewer: what are your strengths?

Man: I fall in love easily

Interviewer: okay… what are your weaknesses?

Man: That beautiful blue of your eyes

A man is in a job interview..

"So it says here that you consider your memory to be one of your greatest strengths?"


"Could you give me an example of that?"

"An example of what?"

Strengths joke, A man is in a job interview..

I was at the eye doctor with my 92 year old dad and they were asking people if they'd mind answering a few questions while they waited for their appointments. My dad said sure and we sat down in a corner with this lady.

She went through her survey and, at the end, asked him for his greatest strengths and weaknesses.

Well, weaknesses... he said I guess I sometimes have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality

"And your greatest strength? She asked.

Oh, I'm the Batman

A man goes for an interview

The first question he faces - "What are your strengths and weaknesses?"

Man - I have a good sense of humor, but my general knowledge is weak.

Interviewer - Okay tell me joke

Man - Knock Knock

Interviewer - Who's there?

Man - The first president of The United States of America

Interviewer - The first president of The United States of America who?

Man - That I don't know

At a recent job interview

What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not. And your strengths? I'm Batman.

[Job interview]

"What are your strengths?"

Me: I fall in love easily.

"Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"

Me: Those blue eyes of yours.

Strengths joke, [Job interview]

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Me: I can type 150 words per minute.

Interviewer: Wow! And what are your weaknesses?

Me: Every word is 'a'.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Applicant: I fall in love easily

Interviewer: Um.. ok what are your weaknesses?

Applicant: Those blue eyes of yours.

People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate'

...should grow up. It strengths the relationship between me and my dog.

Job Interview

At a job interview: "What are your strengths ?"

"I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."

"Can you give me an example ?"

"Yes, when do I start ?"

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Interviwer: so what are your strengths?

"Yeah I'm pretty strong."

"So, what are your strengths ?" The interviewer asked

" I always plan well ahead " I said .

" Can you give me an example " she asked .

" I drank a glass of pineapple juice before the interview."

My 3 greatest strengths are:

The calculator, the ruler and the eraser.

Last year I tried to move abroad to discover my strengths.

But she was too heavy and wouldn't budge.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the strengths potent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working strengths weaknesses piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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