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We do it in schools, because we have class.
It's Rhode Island.
I thought, This'll be wasted on drugs and booze. So I just gave it to the homeless guy.
For an hour or so each day.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets and alleys of rome.
one turns to the other and says, "i've never come this way before".
the other nun says, "it's the cobblestones".
... then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment.
There was a blind man who had lived in a town for many years. Throughout his life he had learned the streets and knew where every building was: the school, the police station, the hospital etc.
One morning he was walking down the street, and he walked to the fish market where he stopped for a moment.
He then took a big breath and said "Good morning Ladies!"
A boy and his dad are walking through the streets
boy: "What does the word drunk mean?"
dad: "Well, for example, do you see those two policemen over there? if you were drunk you would think there are four policemen over there."
boy: "But dad there is only one policeman over there!"
BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.
So the Germans can march in the shade
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a cab
and realised they were late for church, one said to the other "I know a short cut" they zip through back streets and down a cobble stone path, the other Nun says "I've never come this way before!" The fist Nun replies "yeah, it's the cobble stones"
and wants to know why he's all wrapped up in layers of clothes. "Hey," he says, "hey, aren't you a bit hot?"
"No," says the jalapeΓ±o, "I'm a little chili"
Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V), and a potential customer (C):
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C: Was this meat barking or meowing?
V: It was asking stupid questions.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
They run the streets.
...so his wife decides to walk the streets to pay the bills. She comes home after the first night and says, "Harold, I'm home! Come on, I'm buying breakfast!"
Harold: "Great! How much did you make?"
Wife: "$38.25"
Harold: "Really? Who gave you 25 cents?"
Wife: "Everybody"
Little did she know, they worship cows over there!
It sucks. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
Yesterday I was walking on the streets in my hometown Rotterdam, in the Netherlands. I was about to go to the grocery store when I saw a black man running with a TV. I was afraid of it being mine, so I ran home as quick as possible, but luckily mine was still there, polishing my shoes.
I told him to stop being hobophobic.
They walk past a fancy restaurant and the wife says " mmm that place smells amazing!". The Husband replies " You're right it does smell really good. If you want on the way back to the hotel we can walk by this same place again"
He charged one and let the other one off
We need Batman now more than ever
To avoid a hostel takeover.
one day,a boy named Kevin found a cat in the streets. He touched the cat. Touched it again.
and again.
and again and again and again and again...
told you it was a touching story
Ghetto Blaster
Look at all those protesters on the streets!
A princess in the streets, but Sheik in the sheets.
troubleshooting
It's the word on the streets
The performer asks if the can all see him.
They respond, "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja"
The first asks the other, "What ever happened to that streaking trend?" The other man looks confused "What was that?" "It was when people would take off their clothes and run through the streets." "That sounds great I think I'll do that now." At 90 years he undressed and took off down the street and he passes two elderly women. "What was that?" The first yelps. "I don't know." The second replies, "but whatever it was, it needs ironing."
After all, they've been keeping me off the streets for years.
It could be called the Goodkill
Because your life is worth more then a gum wrapper!
I wish she'd told me before we started dating. I'm not into lycanthropy.
So a western journalist goes on a tour of North Korea. He flies in to Pyongyang, an officially government licensed tour guide shows him around. He sees all the wonderful stores and streets that the city has to offer, and then finally he comes to the magnificent 30-story tall Kim Jong Un monument.
"Wow this is very beautiful, you must be very proud of it!" he said
his tour guide noddedβ "yes, we must be very proud."
He asked how many children she had.
Six, she answered.
Here is a sixpence for them, he responded, handing her a coin.
No, sir, she said proudly, I will not sell my children.
They're going to have to call in the National Gourd
They run the streets.
A married couple couldn't make ends meet and ran out of money. They decided since they had to pay the bills the wife would go to the streets to do some hooking.
The next morning she returns with $302 The husband says" Wow, thats great, but which assh*** gave you $2???". "All of them!" said the wife
For keeping me off the streets
and let their wives drive.
...and he runs through the streets shouting "I'm free! I'm free!"
A young child watching him responds, "so what, I'm four"
And when he got to America he found out three things:
1. That the streets were not paved with gold
2. That the streets were not paved
3. That he was gonna be the guy paving them
[old Shelley German joke, told by Lorne Michaels in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee]
Today, he's come home empty handed. I asked why, but all he says is, "ruff ruff, grrrRRrRrrrr".
I don't get it, he was talking when I sent him out this morning and now he makes no cents.
"New York was in ruins & aflame, with Iranian flags flying above."
Trump replies: "Funny, I had a dream last night too. Teheran beautiful and prosperous, happy people celebrating in the streets, with big banners hanging everywhere."
"What did the banners say?", asked the Iranian President.
"I don't know," Trump answers, "I can't read Hebrew."
Gobble-stones!
Germans like to march in the shade.
They are parading in the streets of London in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly on of the horses let's out a big fart.
Queen: So sorry...
Pope: Oh! If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have thought it was the horse.
But it's useless. The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
His buddy said, "So I had a dream about you the other night."
"Really?" Said trump, "About what?"
"People in the hundreds of thousands were celebrating and cheering for you in the streets."
"Oh wow. How was my hair?"
"I don't know. It was a closed casket."
They're called Deutschland Uber alleys.
He sees a begar with wooden leg and thinks: a criple, classic... But then he sees that he has a tag: Falkland veteran. The men remembers what was that about and tells himself: This man fought for me, when i was lying at home. So he gives the begar ten pounds.
And the begar answers: Gracias senor, gracias.
He loses track of him in the streets and asks a passerby:
-Where is he,where is the hacker!?
-I don't know,he ransomware.
You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he put his gun back into his pocket.
A teenage boy is talking with his friends.
One of them asks - "How would you react if you recognized your favorite actor or actress in the streets?"
He responds - "I doubt I'd recognize them."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't often look at their face."
Times Square New Roman.
I asked him:
"What's the word on the streets?"
"I've never come this way before" says the first nun.
The second nun replies: "It's the cobblestones."
We're trying hard to get him out of the habit.
Oh! What a peasant surprise!!
The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."Β
Are cycling the cobbles streets of Paris together.
One turns to the other and says, I've never come this way before .
The other replies, Neither have I but it feels great!
a man was pouring colored water every day on the streets of his town
one day his neigbhour called the police because he was pouring suspicious liquids on the streets
when the police came they asked the man:" what are you pouring on the streets? "
the guy said: "i was pouring anti crocodile liquids "
the officer said:" but there are no crocodiles in this town"
the guy said" you are welcome"
She came home in the morning, and her husband asked: How much did you make?
$804 she said
Which idiot gave you $4 ??? he asked
Well... everyone...
It's terrible! The streets have no name, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
I am returning my one, The Streets have no name.
And I still haven't found what I am looking for.
I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader! A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him, later he brings the man to Stalin. Soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man : Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets? Man responds: Of course i was thinking about Hitler! ; Stalin lets him go but then he stops the soldier to say: Who were YOU thinking about?
In UK, they shit in the Daily Mail and Sun
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