Street Jokes

• Short Street Jokes
• Street One Liners
• Walking Down The Street Jokes
• Crossing The Street Jokes
• Cross The Street Jokes
• Street Name Jokes
• More Street Jokes

Best Short Street Jokes

These are our top street puns. Have fun with a good street joke in English with simple street humour.

1. White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class.
2. I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB That was a trip down memory lane
3. I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus. I thought to myself, Wow! That could have been me! Then I remembered I can't drive a bus.
4. My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is. I replied, "The one from Sesame Street."
   She said, "He doesn't count."
   "Oh I assure you, he does."
5. What does a racist joke and crossing the street have in common? White people looking both ways before they start
6. Why doesn't America parade its new military hardware and tanks down main street like other countries? Because they prefer to parade it down main street IN other countries.
7. I found a bundle of dollar bill in the street. As a devout Christian, I asked myself, What would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine.
8. A Black Guy, a Mexican, and a muslim holding a Gay Chicken Walk Into a Bar Bartender says, "We don't do jokes in here."
   The chicken says, "Come on guys I know a place across the street."
9. Yesterday I found a 20 dollar bill on the street. I was told to do the same thing Jesus would have done. So I took it and turned it into wine.
10. For my cake day, I'd like to share my favorite joke of all time. Three guys were walking down the street.
    Two of them walked into a bar.
    The third guy ducked.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these street jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of street puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Street One Liners

Which street dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with street?

1. Wall Street execs to redditors: "This isn't a game. Stop!"
2. How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto In a bucket
3. Who would win in a street fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump? Everyone watching
4. Why did the boomer cross the street? To show how it's done.
5. Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar
   im so sorry
6. My career as a street fighter didn't last very long... I broke my hand punching a curb.
7. I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the street.
8. Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie
9. Two magicians were walking down the street... one turned into a store.
10. A guy on the street stopped me to give me a flier on anger management. I lost it.
11. There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts.
12. A skeleton walks down the street He sees a hearse and yells "TAXI!"
13. Why was Freddy Krueger late for work? Cause traffic is a nightmare on Elm Street.
14. What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune
15. Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Walking Down The Street Jokes

Here is a list of funny walking down the street jokes and even better walking down the street puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man just released from prison was walking down the street shouting, "I'm free! I'm free!"... A little boy yelled back at him, "that's nothing, I'm four!"
• Yo Momma is so fat... When she's walking down the street, cops driving by scream out, "Hey you two --break it up!"
• I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked "Aren't you going to help?" I said "No, six should be enough."
  From Les Dawson.
• I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low.
• Two atoms were walking down the street. One of them said, "I lost an electron." The other one said, "Are you sure?" and the first one said, "I'm positive!"
• The other day I saw Denzel Washington walking down the street. I shouted to him ,"Hey Denzel!" He responded, "Does every black man look like Denzel Washington to you?"
  Classic Denzel.
• I saw two guys walking down the street in matching clothing. I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
• Two Irishmen are walking down the street looking for a job. One sees a sign that says, "Tree fellers wanted." He turns to his companion and says, "Aye, 'tis a pity dere's only the two of us!"
• Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin.
• A man is walking down the street dragging 20 ft of rope behind him. His neighbor is curious & asks, "Hey buddy, why you pulling that rope?"
  The man replies, "You ever tried pushing it?"

Crossing The Street Jokes

Here is a list of funny crossing the street jokes and even better crossing the street puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• They were going to name a street after Chuck Norris… Then they realized nobody can cross Chuck Norris and live.
• A man fixes a lightbulb, crosses the street, and walks into a bar. He tells the bartender: "My whole life is a joke."
• I hate optimists. They'll jump out of a plane expecting sunshine and rainbows to cushion their fall. Meanwhile, I'll look both ways before crossing the street and get hit by the optimist.
• Why did the console gamer cross the road? Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings across the street.
• Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar. My life is a joke
• Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell the people across the street she's vegan.
• A man wanted to go to the hospital. He asked his mother for directions. She said just close your eyes and cross the street, they will come and get you themselves.
• There was a street in my town named after Chuck Norris but the council had to rename it. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
• There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris in my hometown.... ...but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
• Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street? She got hit by a Bus.

Cross The Street Jokes

Here is a list of funny cross the street jokes and even better cross the street puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't, the dogs ate them.
• Why didn't the pc gamer cross the street ? Because he's morbidly obese
• How did Jesus get to the other side of the street? He used the Cross Walk.
• A woman asks her husband: Woman: Honey, what if someone on the street tried to hit on me and said: "Hey beautiful."?
  Husband: Help him cross the road! He must be blind!
• 3 guys walk into a car No not a bar. A car. They were looking at their phones while crossing the street
• Coronavirus has finally made me less racist Now I also cross the street when a white person approaches me on the sidewalk
• Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream? He forgot to look both ways before crossing the street
• Why couldn't Jesus cross the street alone? He had two holed hands.
• Why did princess Diana cross the street? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
• Q: Why did the cow cross the street? A: To get to the udder side.

Street Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny street name jokes and even better street name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?" He says, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"
• The band U2 recently developed a GPS... It's terrible! The streets have no name, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
• John saw a man walking down the street carrying a very long pole. He went over to him and asked him "are you a pole vaulter?" The man replied "no, I am German, but how did you know my name?
• I saw a guy walking down the street with a large pole I asked him, "are you a pole vaulter?"
  He replied: "No, I'm German. But how did you know my name?"
• There's a new drug on the street called God, but I'll never use it. I'd never take the Lord's name in vein.
• I just bought a U2 GPS system for my car But it's useless. The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
• Did anyone get a U2. Satellite Navigation System for Christmas? I am returning my one, The Streets have no name.
  And I still haven't found what I am looking for.
• Idea for a board game BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.
• Did you know there's a street in England named Harry Styles Boulevard? It only goes in one direction, though.
• A boy was walking his dog down the street, when one of the neighbors said: Aww! He's so cute! What's his name? "James." he said
  "Yep, that's my name!" said the boy

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