Stream Jokes
111 stream jokes and hilarious stream puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stream that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Look no further for jokes related to streams, be it twitch streams, jet streams, or rivers! From the science of streams to the torrents of laughter, this article has it all with upwards of jokes guaranteed to get you smiling.
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Funniest Stream Short Jokes
Short stream jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stream humour may include short tube jokes also.
- It was 11 years ago today that my pal Joey came running out of that room shouting it's a boy it's a boy with tears streaming down his face. We never went back to Thailand.
- There's a greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity. The river sticks
- What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud - "IT'S A BOY!" I shouted. "A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel...
- How do you get a hipster to take a shower? Give them a leaky showerhead.
You know, so they can avoid the main stream. - After I broke up with my short girlfriend, she started a YouTube channel dedicated to trashing me. I said "well that's a little ex stream"
- A clever Russian is planning on a streaming service exclusively for banned films. He's going to call it Nyetflix.
- Disney reveals that the upcoming "Kenobi" series will be streamed exclusively in Flash player It will be titled Adobe Wan Kenobi
- My girl friend likes to FaceTime me when she's taking a pee. I don't think that's what Steve Jons had in mind when he was talking about live streaming.
- Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams.
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Stream One Liners
Which stream one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stream? I can suggest the ones about track and channel.
- What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? College
- What sort of scientists does Soda Stream employ? Fizzyscists
- What's the most popular Russian streaming service? Nyetflix
- Where do hipsters fish? I don't know, just not on the main stream.
- What do the Greeks sing while at sea? ρ ρ ρ your boat, gently down the stream...
- I asked my grandpa why it takes him so long to pee. He said The stream is buffering.
- Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream.
- Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette? Because they are always streaming.
- There are only two streaming services. Tubi, or not Tubi.
- How does Aquaman get his news? He streams it on SeaNN.
- Did you hear about the new river movie? It's now streaming
- Why don't salmon watch cable television? They prefer streams.
- what do you call a constant stream of snake people? lamia flow.
- How do gamer guys pee? Spray and Pray or split-stream
- How does twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money? Kappatalism!
Live Stream Jokes
Here is a list of funny live stream jokes and even better live stream puns that will make you laugh with friends.
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- What's the best way to watch a Fly Fishing Tournament? Live Stream
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- !GO>: Clemson vs Georgia Tech Live Streaming!!!
- What do you call a voodoo live stream? Twitch-craft.
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- Lyon vs AC Mila Live. Stream Preseason Friendly 18.July.2015
- {watch^} South Africa. vs. World XV. Live. [Stream ...
Twitch Stream Jokes
Here is a list of funny twitch stream jokes and even better twitch stream puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a fat computer? A Dell.
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Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P - Why can't house flies stream on twitch? Because they would immediately get swatted.
Charming Humor Stream Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about stream you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean playlist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stream pranks.
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The Pickup Artist
Ted is sitting at the bar, chatting with the bartender. It's a good night, not too crowded, but a steady stream of customers. The door opens and a homely guy walks in. He takes a seat at the other end of the bar, orders a beer, and sits there sipping it.
The bartender walks back, and Ted says, "There's a guy who's leaving alone tonight!" Even as he speaks, the hottest girl in the room walks up to the homely guy. They chat a minute, then leave arm-in-arm. "Man!", says Ted, "what luck!"
"He's a regular", says the bartender. "Every night, the same thing, he leaves with a different woman, never here for more than five minutes."
"No way," says Ted, "What's his secret?"
"Beats me. He just walks in, orders a beer, and sits there l**... his eyebrows."
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That's one.
A man and woman were on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to go for a horse ride through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the wifes's horse mis-steps and jostles her. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes and states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.
A bit further down the path, the wife's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.
As the afternoon sun began to set, the wife's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the wife's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a p**... from his jacket, and shoots the horse dead.
The wife, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"
The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"
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adam and eve finally figured out the whole s**... thing...
afterward, adam's kicked back, dazed.
god asks "son, where's eve?"
to which adam replies "she's down at the stream, washing up."
god groans "now i'll never get that smell outta those fish."
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Signs...
The following are all signs that you are a drunk. They include, but are not limited to...
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
- Your job interferes with your drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- You sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive fifth food group.
- Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!
- You consider that having two hands and only one mouth is a drinking problem.
- You can normally focus better with one eye closed.
- The parking lot seems to have moved since you entered the bar.
- You fall off the floor sometimes.
- Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
- Mosquitoes stumble about after attacking you.
- At weekly AA meetings, you forget your own name.
- Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
- The whole bar greets you when you come in.
- You don't recognise your wife unless you see her through the bottom of your glass.
- That d**... pink elephant followed you home again!
Gleam in your eye
A couple was walking across the meadows. The girl looked at the guy and shyly asked, "Would you like to hold my hand?"
"Uh...well yes." the boy said, "But how did you know?"
She said, "By the gleam in your eye."
They walked a little further and the girl said, "Would you like to kiss me?"
"Oh, my yes!" replied the boy, "But how did you know?"
She said, "By the gleam in your eye."
As they got to the stream, they sat on a stump, the girl looked at the boy and asked, "Would you like to go all the way with me?"
"Well, oh, my gosh, yes! (gulp) Yes! But how did you know? By the gleam in my eye?" he asked.
"No," replied the girl, "By the tilt in your kilt."
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Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream..
Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine.
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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
Scandinavian open live stream!
So apparently hipster fish wont swim in the thames
they say it's too main stream.
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Where is the best place to stream a s**... ?
On Google HANGout.
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I'm sitting in a café with a network called "Martin Router King".
What shall I say? I have a stream!
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Tension at work
Local engineer was fired after building a road over a creak further up stream then planned. Dispite his long years of service, it was a bridge too far.
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Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ...
... and suddenly I have a stream.
I seem to have this constant stream of bugs trying to hang me.
They're really quite the noose ants.
What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?
Cth-Hulu
Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?
He didnt use the main stream
What is the best city to stream a movie?
Buffa lo
I had a horrible nightmare that my Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime service all got interrupted. .
Thank goodness it was only a bad stream
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Old Scottish joke I remembered that just became relevant again...
The head greenkeeper of St Andrews golf course was out inspecting the greens one morning when he spotted a golfer bending over the stream on the 18th, scooping up water with his hand and drinking it.
'Haw', he shouted, 'Ye shouldnae drink that watter, it's got coo's pish in it!'
The golfer looked up and replied, 'I'm sorry old chap, I'm English and I'm afraid I couldn't understand a word you were saying'
The greenkeeper shouted back, 'I said, use both hands, you'll get more in!'
I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services
You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio
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A farmer was out tending his flock when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from a stream.
He shouted over in Welsh: Don't drink the water! It's disgusting! There's sheep p**... in it!
The man at the stream lifted his head and carried on drinking. Realising the man couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer and shouted the same thing in Welsh again.
But still the man couldn't hear him.
Finally the farmer walked right up to him and repeated his warning. To which the man replied: Dreadfully sorry, my good man, I can't understand a word you say. Can you speak English, old chap?
Oh I see, said the farmer. I was just saying if you use both hands you can get more in.
A Priest, a Minister, a Rabbi and a Bear
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who is best at his job. So each one goes into the woods to find a bear and try to convert it.
Later, they all get together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion."
The minister says: "I found a bear by the stream and preached God's holy Word. The bear was so mesmerised that he let me baptise him."
They both look down to the rabbi, who is lying on a stretcher in a full body cast. "Looking back," he says, "maybe I should not have started with the circumcision."
What did the fisherman stream?
A rodcast.
I'm so bad at recording myself playing video games that I've earned the nickname "The Enlarged Prostate"...
I guess I've got a weak stream going.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi wanted to see who's the best at his job.
So each one goes into the woods, finds a bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.
I found a bear by the stream, says the minister, and preached God's holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. Looking back, he says, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.
Streaming services are like Tinder
Anything good is either not free or you've already seen it
A German man was crossing the border into France...
The French border guard asked to see his papers, as he skimmed through them he ran off a stream of questions.
"Name?"
The German smiled, "Hans Lehrer"
"Age?"
The German replied, "37"
"Occupation?"
The German shook his head,
"No, not this time."
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Two boys were playing by the stream.......
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing n**... in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a n**... lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
Before Shark week I took my cable box to the urologist
He had a weak stream
Why was the mountain stream laughing?
Because it's banks were hill-areas...
How not to convert a bear
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who's best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds a bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.
I found a bear by the stream, says the minister, and preached God's holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. Looking back, he says, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision
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In 1860, a man was given the job of teaching English to Indians (as they were called at the time).
He takes one of the Indian tribesmen out to the woods and is pointing things out and saying the word for it. "Tree. Stream. Rocks."
They go around a bend and right there in the trail there's another Indian h**... a s**...'s brains out. The English speaking man turns red and says "uhhhh... man riding bike."
The Indian pulls out his bow and fires two arrows, killing the couple. The English speaking man jumps back in horror and screams, "what did you do that for?!"
The Indian looks at him calmly and says, "man riding my bike."
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Why is it that YouTube buffers at 240p yet ISIS can stream 4K p**... videos from a cave?
An old man goes to the doctor to complain about his problem gas.
"It's non-stop," the man tells his doctor. "I just have this *constant* stream of silent gas pouring out of me. It might shock you to know that it's even been happening since I came into your office."
"OK," replies the doctor. "The first thing I'm going to recommend is a hearing test."
A priest, a rabbi and a minister.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister decide to see who's best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together.
The priest begins. When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.
I found a bear by the stream, says the minister, and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
They both look down at the rabbi, who is wrapped in a body cast. Looking back, he says, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.
Converting bears
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who's best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds a bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.
I found a bear by the stream, says the minister, and preached God's holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. Looking back, he says, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.
What do you call a river that hipsters avoid?
Main stream
What word starts with c, ends with um, and is a connected stream?
Continuum
You know you might have a drinking problem...
When you go to the doctor and he informs you that they found traces of blood in your alcohol stream
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Why we rarely see male live streaming m**... like camgirls?
Because the stream ends in 2 minutes!
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I'm turning into a stone...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing n**... in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a n**... lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
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The water problem in Africa is like someone put a sponge block from Minecraft in the stream.
I'm trying to stream Titanic
But it keeps syncing
There are no hipster lobsters...
...In a Maine stream
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Have you ever tried snorting c**... using Penne?
It gets to your blood stream pasta
Why do the ghostbusters stick together when they go swimming at the river?
Because none of them want to be across the stream.
A father and son are walking across a small stream
The boy slips falls. His body gets wedged between two boulders, effectively blocking the flow of water. Father says "Dam son" before quickly helping helping him to his feet and they continue on their way.
What is it called when you shoot at a river?
Stream Sniping.
Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
One yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?' The other blonde replies, 'You are on the other side!'
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You heard about the guys breaking into stores and having s**... with all the fruit?
They always come in Pears...
(Was literally just watching a live stream as I thought of this hopefully it hasn't been done before lol)
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Due to Covid, only one person is allowed in the bathroom at a time.
Unfortunately, this means a lot less people get to hear how impressively strong my u**... stream is.
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I was taking a leak and used my stream to kill a fly
Better be the last time I see one of those b**... on my rommate's toothbrush
I finally got out of an abusive relationship
I'm glad, my hands were starting to hurt!
^(Source: SrGrafo stream musings)
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An eagle is flying over the Grand Canyon when it spies a frog by a stream.
The eagle swoops down and swallows the frog whole, flying off with a full stomach. Somehow the frog makes it through the eagle's digestive tract and pokes his head out of the eagle's a**....
The frog takes a look around and yells back at the eagle: "Hey eagle. About how high up are we?
The eagle yells back, "Oh about 10,000 feet."
The frog replies, "Really? You wouldn't s**... me now, would you?"
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister
A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who's best at his job. The test is to go into the woods, find a bear and try to convert it.
After they are done the priest says, "I read to the bear from the Catechism, sprinkled him with holy water and next week is his First Communion."
The minister said, "I found a bear by the stream, preached God's holy word and he let me baptize him in the river."
The rabbi was bandaged from head to foot and said. "Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."
Just been to London and had a terrible time. Joined a queue for the public toilets.
Had to wait 12 hours and at the end of it four blokes in uniform tackled me to the ground before I could even get a good stream going.
How do salmon listen to music?
They stream it!
