Streaker Jokes
21 streaker jokes and hilarious streaker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about streaker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Streaker Short Jokes
Short streaker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The streaker humour may include short stripper jokes also.
- I was on a guided tour of an Indian Reservation when this streaker ran past our group wearing nothing but a headdress. I asked the tour guide. "Who's that idiot?"
He replied.."That's Running Bare" - Did you hear what happened to the large breasted streaker at the match on Sunday? She got thrown out by the bouncers
- Two old biddies were sitting on a park bench, a streaker walked by… One old lady has a s**.... The other couldn't reach.
- Two nuns are sitting on a park bench... Suddenly, a streaker runs past them! One of the nuns had a s**...! The other tried but she couldn't reach.
- So there are three nuns walking down the street and a streaker runs by... The first nun has a s**..., the second nun has a s**..., but the third, the third nun doesn't touch him.
- Did you hear the one about the streaker who ran n**... through a church? The priest caught him by the o**...
- Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a male streaker runs by. The first nun had a s**....
The second nun had a s**....
But the third nun was too far away and couldn't reach. - Two old ladies sitting on a park bench.. Two old ladies sitting on a park bench, a streaker ran by. One of them had a s**..., the other just couldn't reach.
- Two old ladies on a beach.. and a streaker ran past them, one had a s**..., the other one couldn't reach.
- A streaker flashes three old ladies on a bench. The first had a s**.... The second had a s**.... The third's arms were a bit too short to reach.
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Streaker One Liners
Which streaker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with streaker? I can suggest the ones about stripper poles and strobe light.
- Whats the difference between a streaker and a stripper? Their speed.
- #1 Tip for both fastening metal together and streakers: Pull out your nuts and bolt
- I just did some circuit training. I was a streaker at the Grand Prix.
- Last Sunday, we had a streaker in our church. They caught him by the o**....
Uplifting Streaker Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about streaker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beater jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make streaker pranks.
2 teenage friends were outside when they saw a female streaker walking down the street.
One of them ran away as soon as he saw her, but the other one stayed and watched for a while.
They saw each other at school the next day, and the one who stayed asked his friend why he ran away. His friend said "My mom said that if I ever look at a n**... girl too long I'll turn to stone. And I already felt something getting hard."
A streaker runs up to three old ladies on a bench...
And opens his bathrobes exposing himself to them. The first little old lady has a s**... right there on the spot. The second old lady, seeing the first had a s**..., also has a s**.... The third old lady, that poor old thing, was too short to reach.
Four old women were sitting on a bench
There were four old women sitting on a bench, minding there own business. When out of no where a streaker runs up to them and stops in front if the bench. Three of the women suffer a heart attack, the fourth has a s**....
Two Nuns are sitting on a bench and a streaker runs past
One has a s**......
...The other couldn't reach
There was a streaker at church this week
It took some time but they caught him by the o**...
