The Best 24 Streak Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Streak jokes. There are some streak margin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these streak win puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Streak Jokes and Puns

Preacher

A preacher said, "Anyone with a special request who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar ."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

A streaker runs up to three old ladies on a bench...

And opens his bathrobes exposing himself to them. The first little old lady has a stroke right there on the spot. The second old lady, seeing the first had a stroke, also has a stroke. The third old lady, that poor old thing, was too short to reach.

Streak joke, A streaker runs up to three old ladies on a bench...

I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak,

Baltimore has been on fire lately.

So I was on discord and this guy tells me

I have an 11 kill streak.

So I asked on which game

He said, no I don't play games, I'm a police officer.


This guy had a 73 win streak until I played with him.

Then, he had a 74 win streak.

I got my first 30 kill streak!

Friend: Great job! What game were you playing?

Me: Oh, I don't play video games

Streak joke, I got my first 30 kill streak!

My football team went on a massive losing streak.

I saw them running naked around my town.

2016 is on such a high kill streak

I'm worried for when it's going to unlock nukes

Black people play 2k, then go to them gym and start trying to be like Kobe.

White people play Call of Duty, then go to school and try to go on a 25-kill streak.

What do you call it when a leprechaun sharts?

Lucky streak

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Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?

They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"

Making a New Years resolution to not shart myself

I hope I can keep the streak going

Black kids play NBA 2K...

and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player.

White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible.

I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but...

His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!

A streaker flashes three old ladies on a bench.

The first had a stroke. The second had a stroke. The third's arms were a bit too short to reach.

Streak joke, A streaker flashes three old ladies on a bench.

Why did the baseball player take his clothes off after the game?

He wanted to start a winning streak

What is Adam Johnson's favourite kill streak?

Predator missile

There was a streaker at church this week

It took some time but they caught him by the organ


I like my streak like I like my sex rare

This was from fearless

Why do I have a fever?

Because I have been on a long healthy streak.

[NSFW] Movie titles that could be sexual innuendos.

So after 300 years of the same Never Ending Story, Harry Met Sally and ended his Blue Streak. I believe she gave him an Italian Job.

Why was the streaking banana able to re-offend?

He was out on a peel.

Star football player Steve was about to be sacked for bad grades . . .

. . . but the team was on a winning streak, and he was badly needed. The head coach pleaded with the college president, and managed to convince him to allow the student to continue to play if he could spell just one word correctly. "Okay, Steve," the coach told him. "It's an easy one. Just spell the name of your favorite drink." "Sure coach. Khaphy."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the streak leroy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working streak cranberry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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