Streak Jokes
37 streak jokes and hilarious streak puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about streak that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you hoping to use some funny jokes about streaks? Whether you're hoping to set someone up with a snapchat streak joke or just want to imitate someone's envy of a long-standing streak, this article will teach you how to do it. Learn how to make someone laugh with these streak jokes that will have everyone rolling their eyes in laughter.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Streak Short Jokes
Short streak jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The streak humour may include short stain jokes also.
- So I was on discord and this guy tells me I have an 11 kill streak.
So I asked on which game
He said, no I don't play games, I'm a police officer. - What was the punishment for the Amish boy who went streaking at school? He got suspendered.
- So I started drinking a bottle of windex every morning.... I'm not sure that it helps prevent covid-19 but my underwear has definitely been cleaner, No more streaks!
- I got my first 30 kill streak! Friend: Great job! What game were you playing?
Me: Oh, I don't play video games - Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band? They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"
- Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player.
White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible. - I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!
- Why did the baseball player take his clothes off after the game? He wanted to start a winning streak
- Why did the radiologist go streaking at the Super Bowl? He was trying to get the best exposure!
- What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour? The coming of the Lord.
Share These Streak Jokes With Friends
Streak One Liners
Which streak one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with streak? I can suggest the ones about trend and smear.
- I haven't worn clothes for 12 months. I'm on a 1 year streak.
- What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak? I've banana roll lately.
- I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately.
- Why should you never eat sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks.
- This guy had a 73 win streak until I played with him. Then, he had a 74 win streak.
- If fortune favors the bold.. How come I was arrested for streaking?
- 2016 is on such a high kill streak I'm worried for when it's going to unlock nukes
- What do you call it when a leprechaun sharts? Lucky streak
- Making a New Years resolution to not shart myself I hope I can keep the streak going
- Why do I have a fever? Because I have been on a long healthy streak.
- Why was the streaking banana able to re-offend? He was out on a peel.
- Did you hear about the guy who went on a 7-kill streak? He forgot he was playing madden.
- How do you see how fast somebody streaked by in their bathing suit? With a speedo meter
- Why should you spray yourself with Windex when you're n**...? It prevents streaking.
- What is Adam Johnson's favourite kill streak? Predator missile
Humorous Streak Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about streak you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stutter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make streak pranks.
Preacher
A preacher said, "Anyone with a special request who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar ."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
My football team went on a massive losing streak.
I saw them running n**... around my town.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I like my streak like I like my s**... rare
This was from fearless
Star football player Steve was about to be sacked for bad grades . . .
. . . but the team was on a winning streak, and he was badly needed. The head coach pleaded with the college president, and managed to convince him to allow the student to continue to play if he could spell just one word correctly. "Okay, Steve," the coach told him. "It's an easy one. Just spell the name of your favorite drink." "Sure coach. Khaphy."
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.
His mother walks in. "Tommy, I want you to meet my new boyfriend".
"I've got a 3 kill streak leave me alone" he cries, eagerly gripping his controller.
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey champ, how you doing?"
Tommy ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? How about ComptonProud69?"
Tommys head snaps eagerely. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..."
His eyes widened with stress, Tommy's face turning red. "It can't be" he exclaims.
"Roblox right? I told you I'd bang your mom"
