The Best 43 Stre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stre jokes. There are some stre crosswalk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stre time puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stre Jokes and Puns

Street Performance

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Strength vs. Intelligence

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, John had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got."

John reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

Stre joke, Strength vs. Intelligence

A streaker runs up to three old ladies on a bench...

And opens his bathrobes exposing himself to them. The first little old lady has a stroke right there on the spot. The second old lady, seeing the first had a stroke, also has a stroke. The third old lady, that poor old thing, was too short to reach.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

I saw a street performer playing Dancing Queen on a Didgeridoo yesterday...

And I thought, that's ABBAriginal.

What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community?

The Rue Paul.

Stre joke, What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community?

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?


I've been so stressed recently I've been doing that Chinese thing with the needles.

You know...heroin.

Stressed Out

A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!

I was on the street

This guy waved to me, he came up to me and said
" I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else"
And I said "I am"

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My street looks like a garbage dump...

...litter ally!

I stretch daily to squeeze the demons out of my blood.

It's the only way I know how to exorcise.

I've been so stressed that I started doing that Chinese needle therapy. You know the one...


Street Fighter is kinda like gay sex

It's got two dudes trying to land a finishing blow.

Why are the streets of North Korea so clean?

Because your life is worth more then a gum wrapper!

Stre joke, Why are the streets of North Korea so clean?

When under stress, you have to choose between the fight or the flight response. Unless...

you're a fighter pilot...then you can do both.

Don't stress if someone says you are fat

You are bigger than that.

I've been so stressed, I decided to finally try that Asian relaxing technique with the needles.


When I say I'm street smart...

... I mean Sesame Street.

Whenever I'm stressed, I lay my head on my keyboard and scream.


There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris in my hometown....

...but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

This one might be a stretch

Which Star Trek character do cleaners hate the most?

Mister Spock

Missed a spot... yah. :'(

What is the strength of a magnetic field in space?

1 Tesla.

Inner Strength

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can resist complaints and excessively loud people,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs...

If you can do all of these things, then you are probably a dog

Why are so many of France's streets lined with trees?

Germans like to march in the shade.

Whenever I get stressed out I cut shapes out of wood with my jigsaw...

A jigsaw is a great coping mechanism.

A stressed Referee goes to a psychologist

He breaks down in front of the doctor, complaining about feeling depressed, and loathed, always disappointing somebody no matter what he does. The doctor is highly sympathetic, and offers comfort - "It must be so hard, I'm glad you came to me. I can help" The doctor starts writing something on a piece of paper and says "Go to this address, and tell the optometrist I sent you".

Someone on the street asked me:

What's your business?

me: I have a drive-by prostitution agency.

How's business?

me: It comes and goes.

On my street everything seems to be going right

It's a one way street

do NOT— and I cannot stress this enough

wake me up before you go-go

I was on the street, and saw someone making a black panther joke

Wakanda person does he think he is?

Stress relief

Doctor : What do you do when you feel stressed?

Patient: I go to the temple...

Doctor : Good...and u pray there ?

Patient : No... I mix-up all shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me..... and my stress goes away

What can help strengthen eyes?


I was out by the street trying to hitchhike but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by. I began to wonder if itbhad something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.

So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older...

It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

I was out on the street, minding my own business...

when this guy Norman came up to me out of nowhere. I know his name because he immediately introduced himself without bothering to see if I was interested. I did not respond, yet he continued on, trying to strike up a conversation with me. I had things to do, so I pretended not to notice him.

Yet he still persisted. I know it's generally expected to be polite to people, but I guess I just prefer to ignore social Norms.

(Note: this is gentler than my joke about violating social Norms.)

Street gangs of southern LA have started decapitating each other and using the body parts to trade for goods...

The most valuable of which is the Crip toe currency.

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to Prince Andrew's Close

It's not honorary, it's a warning.

If you're ever stressed out just punch an orphan

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Street Fighter Dad Joke

Chun-Li: Can I ask you a question, Ryu?


When I'm stressed, I like to iron my clothes

It's a great way to let off steam.

There are only two streaming services.

Tubi, or not Tubi.

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