The Best 16 Stray Dogs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stray Dogs jokes. There are some stray dogs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stray dogs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stray Dogs Jokes and Puns

A lost dog strays into the jungle..

Two teenage boys are walking down an alley

when they see a stray dog licking its crotch.

The one boy says, Man, I really wish I could do that.

His friend responds, I don't know, you'd better pet him and see if he's friendly, first.

I found a stray dog the other day.

I think it's owner was a blacksmith, because as soon as I brought the thing home it made a bolt for the door.

There was a man who wasn't creative

He named his kids numbers in the order they were born (the first child was 1, second child 2 and so on)

After he had 100 kids , a fire burned his house down leaving only one child. 90

90 grew up and had his own kids that weren't creative and when they saw a stray dog , they took him in and called him 'that'

One hot summer day 'that' was run over by a car

Ofc they replaced 'that' but they never forgot him

Only 90's kids remember that

What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to the killing of stray dogs?

A PETAfile


A man and his son were walking in the woods, when they came across the two stray dogs having sex.

"What are they doing?" asked the Son. "Well," replied the father, "they are making puppies." The son was satisfied with the answer, continued the walk, ate some ice cream, and went home. Later that night, the son walked into his parents' room only to find them having sex. "What are you doing?" asked the Son. "Well, we are making babies." "Flip Mommy over, I want a puppy."

How come when I find a stray dog, take it home, and give it a bath everyone calls me a saint...

...but when I do it with a kid everyone just calls me a priest?

Walking Down The Street

One morning, two Englishmen are strolling down a London street, when they see a stray dog licking its own testicles. One of the Englishmen turns to the other and says, "Say, I wish I could do that!" His mate watches the dog for a moment, sighs longingly, and replies, "I should say so! But don't you think you ought to get to know him first?

I found a stray dog, I think he must have belonged to a blacksmith...

because when we got home he made a bolt for the door.

A Vietnamese knight encounters a stray dog...

He grips his blade and calls out, "friend or pho?"

My Grandpa told me this one about a crazy dog

I was out at the golf course the other day and there was a stray dog. It ran over to the shed of golf carts and starting licking up some spilled gasoline. Suddenly it started running around and going crazy then it just stopped and fell over. The lady next to me asked, "What Happened?!?" and i told her, "He must of ran out of gas"

You can explore stray dogs reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stray dogs dad jokes. There are also stray dogs puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I found a stray dog that goes by the name of "Tere".

But that's neither here nor there..

Why was the stray dog afraid of meeting new people?

He never learned how to shake

I was helping Animal Control round up a stray dog today, and was hoping to get credit for the catch.

But he got the collar.

what did the Mexican dog groomer tell his apprentice on the first day of training?

You no do strays.

The Chinese and the dog

A Chinese man, coming home from a long day of work, is walking on the sidewalk. All of a sudden, a stray dog jumps out of the bushes and barks at the man. The Chinese man, appreciating a good laugh, barks back at the dog for fun. The dog stops barking and stands up on his hind legs. The dog , deeply offended, says, "That's very rude. How would you like it if I said Ching Chang Chong?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stray dogs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stray dogs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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