The Best 6 Stray Cats Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stray Cats jokes. There are some stray cats jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stray cats puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stray Cats Jokes and Puns

I found a stray cat today. Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down.

At least I still have the cat for comfort.

I got fired from my job for chasing away a stray cat.

Whatever, I never really liked working at the animal shelter anyway.

"I saw a stray cat earlier," said my dad.

"How sad..." I replied.

He said, "No idea. I didn't ask him."

I was out mowing my lawn...

I was out mowing my lawn. When I had to stop and refill the mower with gasoline.

The gas can broke and spilled gasoline into a puddle. I went to get some absorbent to clean up the mess but found the local stray cat had lapped up all that spilled gasoline.

I tried catch it, but it went racing around the block, then back into my yard and right up my tallest tree. Then fell right off the top of the tree.

Feeling bad I took the cat to the vet, the doctor gave the cat an exam and I finally asked, "Is the cat alright?"


The doctor replied, "the cat is fine, it just ran out of gas."

A cat walks into a bar

And it is then rescued and killed by Peta. Stray animals are a threat in all situations


How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stray cats jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stray cats piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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