Stray Cat Jokes
16 stray cat jokes and hilarious stray cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stray cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Stray Cat Short Jokes
Short stray cat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stray cat humour may include short stray dog jokes also.
- I found a stray cat today. Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down. At least I still have the cat for comfort.
- I got fired from my job for chasing away a stray cat. Whatever, I never really liked working at the animal shelter anyway.
- "I saw a stray cat earlier," said my dad. "How sad..." I replied.
He said, "No idea. I didn't ask him." - A cat walks into a bar And it is then rescued and killed by Peta. Stray animals are a threat in all situations
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Stray Cat One Liners
Which stray cat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stray cat? I can suggest the ones about stray and cat fur.
- What's the best part of the multi awarded game Stray The Cat-scenes.
- How do you find out what gender a stray cat is? Carefully
- Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard? Brian Setzer
- l**... are like stray cats. There are more of them than you think.
Stray Cat Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about stray cat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad cat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stray cat pranks.
An art collector walks by a shop and sees a stray cat drinking from a dish that looks very valuable.
The art collector asks the shop keeper if he could buy the cat.
The shop keeper tells him he can have it for $10.
The art collector asks if he could get the dish as well because the cats already familiar with it.
The shop keeper tells him he can't have it because its his lucky dish.
The art collector asks why it is lucky.
The shop keeper tells him its lucky because he has sold twelve cats this week.
I was out mowing my lawn...
I was out mowing my lawn. When I had to stop and refill the mower with gasoline.
The gas can broke and spilled gasoline into a puddle. I went to get some absorbent to clean up the mess but found the local stray cat had lapped up all that spilled gasoline.
I tried catch it, but it went racing around the block, then back into my yard and right up my tallest tree. Then fell right off the top of the tree.
Feeling bad I took the cat to the vet, the doctor gave the cat an exam and I finally asked, "Is the cat alright?"
The doctor replied, "the cat is fine, it just ran out of gas."
My favorite Newfie joke
I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
There was a Nova Scotian, a Prince Edward Islander and a Newfie who were running from the cops. So they go down this side street and see three potato sacks and decide to hide in them. The police come along and think there's something suspicious so they kick the first bag. The Nova Scotian's in there and he says "Meow!" and the cops think 'Oh, it's just an alley cat,' and keep on going. They kick the next bag and the Prince Edward Islander in there says "Woof!" so they think 'Oh, it's just a stray dog.' So then they kick the bag with the Newfie in it and he says "PO-TA-TO!"
3 men running from gangsters
3 men running from gangsters turn into a dead end where they see 3 potato sacks, with nowhere to go they hide inside the potato sacks
the gangsters turn into the ally thinking they lost them they decide to kick each bag to make sure they are not hiding inside
the gangsters kick the first sack and first man meows like a cat so they
think "oh it's just a stray cat"
they kick the second sack so next man barks like a dog and they think "oh it's just a stray dog"
they kick the third sack and last guy replies "Potato"