The Best 3 Strawberry Vanilla Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strawberry Vanilla jokes. There are some strawberry vanilla jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strawberry vanilla puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strawberry Vanilla Jokes and Puns

A lady walks into an ice cream shop.

"Can I get a chocolate scoop on a cone?" she asks.
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream," says the man behind the counter.
"Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?" she asks.
"We're out of chocolate," he repeats.
"Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?"
The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.
"Ma'am, do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
"Yes," she says.
"Do you also see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"I do."
"Ma'am, do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?"
"There's no 'frick' in chocolate..."
"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"

A man went to the ice cream shop and ordered a chocolate cone...

I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of chocolate.

Oh, that's too bad. I'll have a chocolate cone with sprinkles then.

I'm sorry, Sir, but like I told you, we're out of chocolate.

How about a chocolate/vanilla twist, then?

Let me ask you something. How do you spell the 'van' in 'vanilla'?

V-a-n.

OK! We're on the same page! And how do you spell the 'straw' in 'strawberry'?

S-t-r-a-w.

Right, and lastly, how do you spell the 'fuck' in 'chocolate'?

There is no 'fuck' in 'chocolate'.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!

Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake...

...so he decided to be made one with everything.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the strawberry vanilla jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working strawberry vanilla piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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