The Best 71 Strawberry Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Strawberry jokes. There are some strawberry fruitless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strawberry tart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Strawberry Jokes and Puns
Why was the young strawberry crying?
His parents were in a jam.
A lady walks into an ice cream shop.
"Can I get a chocolate scoop on a cone?" she asks.
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream," says the man behind the counter.
"Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?" she asks.
"We're out of chocolate," he repeats.
"Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?"
The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.
"Ma'am, do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
"Yes," she says.
"Do you also see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"I do."
"Ma'am, do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?"
"There's no 'frick' in chocolate..."
"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
What does one strawberry say to the other?
"Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"
A disabled kid goes out to the ice cream man...
...and says, "Mithster can I've an Icth Cream??" and the Ice Cream man says "Of course you can, what would you like on it? chocolate sauce?, strawberry sauce?, a flake?" and the kid replys "It doethn't matter, I'll jutht drop it anyway"
moles
Mama mole, papa mole, and baby mole all lived in a hole. One day, mama mole stuck her head out and sniffed the air.
"That's weird, I smell grape jelly."
Papa mole squeezes up beside her, sniffs around, and says, "That's funny, because i smell strawberry jam."
Baby mole wanted to sniff the air too, but was stuck behind mama and papa mole, so he said "That's strange, all I smell is molasses!"
Elephants!
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
...So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
...So they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside down in a bowl of custard?
How about in a strawberry patch?
No?
See, it works!
Why was the young strawberry upset?
Cause his mom was in a jam. :(
Did you hear about the ice-cream vendor found dead in his van covered in strawberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles?
Police say he topped himself.
My grandma has ingrained this silly joke since I was young: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Why did the elephant paint its nails red?
So it could hide in the strawberry patch....
Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
No?
See, it worked!
If Yoko Ono gave you herpes...
Would that be strawberry fields forever?
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Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?
He was in a Jam.
How to make a strawberry shake?
Take it to a scary movie
LPT: If you're a man with unwanted erections in public places, take of all your clothes, dance around and yell that you're a strawberry. You will feel awkward and the blood will instead rush to your face.
homophobic strawberry
A strawberry walks up to his friend the eggplant and asks him what he thinks of the tomato. The eggplant answers "I don't know, he seems like an alright guy. Why? What do you think of him?" The strawberry answers "I don't know, man. He seems like kind of a fruit".
Why was the little strawberry sad?
He found out his parents were in a jam
Why was the strawberry sad?
His mom was in a jam!
A nutritionist delivers a talk at a weight loss convention.
"Now, I did have a big red pie chart behind me, but apparently, you all like Strawberry."
Please don't kill me.
Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up?
They got marmalaid.
Someone recently discovered the mathematical formula underpinning every Beatles song ever!
She got the Strawberry Fields Medal.
The night before the wedding
The bride-to-be and her bridesmaids were giggling over tequila and strawberry daiquiris at the bachelorette party. The maid of honor started a game of truth or dare.
"If your boyfriend were a soda, what would he be?" she slurred at the other bridesmaid.
"7-Up, because he's got seven inches and he can keep it up. What about you?"
"Mountain Dew. He knows how to mount and do me. And what about the future Mrs. Johnson? What kind of soda is Matt?"
"Jack Daniels," said the bride proudly.
"But that's not a soda! Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!" protested her friends.
The bride looked at them and said, "Girls, why do you think I'm marrying him?"
Why was the little strawberry sad?
Her mommy was in a jam.
Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?
Because he couldn't find a date!
My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle.
Cold on the inside and 90% artificial.
How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?
Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry
Can strawberry jam?
No, but lemon curd.
What is a desperate strawberry?
A berry on its last straw...
What did the one strawberry say to the other?
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Why was the strawberry sad?
Because her mother was in a jam.
What is John Lennon's favourite donut?
Strawberry Filled forever!
What do you need to drink out of a fruit?
a STRAWberry.
...I'll go...
What's pink and has antlers?
A strawberry moose.
What's pink and stiff?
Strawberry milkshake with vodka.
How do you make a strawberry shake?
You put it in the freezer.
Why did the strawberry cross the road?
There was a traffic jam.
The husband asks the wife...
The husband asks the wife:
-Babe which do you like the best, strawberry or banana?
The wife asks him:
-Why are you at the Supermarket?
The husband replys:
No I'm at the pharmacy...
What type of berry can you drink out of?
A strawberry.
Why did the strawberry cross the road?
Because his buddy was in a jam.
Why was the baby strawberry sad?
Because its parents were in a jam.
Why was the little strawberry crying?
Because his mom was in a jam.
I recently found an ice cream man dead, covered in sprinkles, chocolate chips and strawberry sauce.
He topped himself.
What did the female strawberry say to the male strawberry
If you hadn't of gotten so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam...
Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake...
...so he decided to be made one with everything.
Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom?
The mushroom because he's a fungi.
Why did the little strawberry cry?
because his mother was in a jam
How did John Lennon like his Pop-Tarts?
Strawberry Filled Forever
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he can hide in a strawberry bush.
Now I'm quite good at coming up with quotes, but those French strawberry rotators...
They can really turn a fraise.
James and giant peach should have been serialized into a number of films.
Dave and the giant strawberry.
John and the giant cantelope.
Your mom and the giant cucumber.
What would happen if former baseball outfielder Darryl Strawberry was given a youth serum that kept him young and able to play indefinitely?
STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER
What did the girl strawberry say to the boy strawberry?
If you weren't so fresh with me last night, we wouldn't be in this jam!
What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?
It's your fault we're in this jam
I went to the doctor with a strawberry stuck in my ear...
He gave me some cream for it.
An 18-wheeler spilled a load of strawberry preserves on the interstate today
It was a real traffic jam
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because their mum and dad was in a jam.
What fruit does California hate?
STRAWberry
Why was that fruit so angry and alone?
That was the last strawberry.
$90 rewards for anyone who can provide information on the culprits.
It's like looking for a needle in a strawberry.
I was being chased by a criminal but thankfully I had some strawberry spread
I was able to jam the door shut
Orange, apple, strawberry...
April foods!
I always forget the french word for strawberry
But I eventually remember the fraise
What did the strawberry say before robbing a house?
"Hands up, this is a stroberry."
Why couldn't the strawberry shoot it's gun?
Because it was jammed
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Her mom was in a jam
What do you call a sunburnt New Zealander?
A strawberry kiwi.
A guy put a gallon each of strawberry, grape and apple flavored punch in a barrel, jumped in and rolled down a local hill. His friend asked, but why?
He replied: I just wanted to roll with the punches.
Me: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
Them: Why?
Me: To hide in the strawberry patch
Them: ……..
Me: have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
Them: no?
Me: then I guess it works
Cue applause.
I left my house and noticed the door wouldn't close because it kept hitting a container of strawberry jam
Guess you could say the door was held ajar
I was the pianist in a piano bar
Customer walks up to me and asks Can you play Strawberry Fields Forever?
No, after a few hours my fingers get tired
Managed to drop one of the classics today.
Wife and Daughter are sat watching something while I'm doing the Tesco shop on my phone. - Strawberry jam is on the list, I seize my moment
Y'know what i say
- now I think about it…. I like strawberry jam… and I like blackberry jam … but I don't like lemon preserve
That just a curd to me
Priceless!!!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
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