Strawberry Jam Jokes

Funniest Strawberry Jam Short Jokes

Short strawberry jam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The strawberry jam humour may include short strawberry jokes also.

1. What does one strawberry say to the other? "Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"
2. What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
3. A lorry carrying 300kg of strawberries crashed into a lorry carrying 50kg of sugar. Instead of helping clear up the accident cars drove through the mess and the jam was getting thicker!
4. I left my house and noticed the door wouldn't close because it kept hitting a container of strawberry jam Guess you could say the door was held ajar
5. My grandma has ingrained this silly joke since I was young: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't be in this jam!
6. What did the female strawberry say to the male strawberry If you hadn't of gotten so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam...
7. Why was the little strawberry sad? He found out his parents were in a jam
8. I was being chased by a criminal but thankfully I had some strawberry spread I was able to jam the door shut
9. An 18-wheeler spilled a load of strawberry preserves on the interstate today It was a real traffic jam
10. Why were the little strawberries upset? Because their parents where stuck in a jam!

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Strawberry Jam One Liners

Which strawberry jam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with strawberry jam? I can suggest the ones about jelly and jam and jam and jelly.

1. Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her mom was in a jam
2. Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!
3. Why was the young strawberry crying? His parents were in a jam.
4. What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry? It's your fault we're in this jam
5. Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because their mum and dad was in a jam.
6. Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his buddy was in a jam.
7. Why were the strawberries upset? Because their parents were in a jam.
8. Why couldn't the strawberry shoot it's gun? Because it was jammed
9. Why was the young strawberry upset? Cause his mom was in a jam. :(
10. Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam.
11. Why was the little strawberry crying? Because his mom was in a jam.
12. Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam.
13. Why was the little strawberry sad? Her mommy was in a jam.
14. Why was Mr. Strawberry sad? He was in a Jam.
15. How do you call a bunch of strawberries playing the guitar? A jam session.

Strawberry Jam Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about strawberry jam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strawberries and cream jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make strawberry jam pranks.