The Best 24 Strawberries Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strawberries jokes. There are some strawberries raspberries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strawberries grapes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strawberries Jokes and Puns

Berry good

Two guys were arguing over the best way to grow strawberries. One asserted that Miracle-Gro was the best method, the other insisted that cow manure would yield the largest and sweetest berries. They finally decided to ask Mrs. Thompson, who was known far and wide for her succulent, large strawberries. So one farmer says Mrs. Thompson, do you put cow manure on your strawberries. She replied, No, I either eat them plain or add sugar and cream.

My grandma was known all over town for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so that everyone could visit her and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.

She's dead and berried.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick strawberries.

Strawberries joke, What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?

In California...

Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries?

...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures.

I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing

Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes.


Why were the little strawberries upset?

Because their parents where stuck in a jam!

A small box of strawberries

If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny

Strawberries joke, A small box of strawberries

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?

Medicine

... runs off ...

Comedy show

I'm going to do a show where I spin strawberries while I tell puns

I'll call it "Turn of Fraise"

I like my women the way I like my cheesecake.....

In hefty portions, and covered in strawberries

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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.

A little boy playing in front of his house saw him and called,

What've you got in your truck?

Fertilizer, the farmer replied.

What are you going to do with it? asked the little boy.

Put it on strawberries, answered the farmer.

You ought to live here, the little boy advised him. We put sugar and cream on ours!

Why was the musically talented tomato angry at the strawberries?

Because he wasn't invited to the jam session.

I accidentally saw my strawberries macerating in the refrigerator

It wasn't a big deal or anything. It's perfectly natural.

why don't strawberries come with a straw?

for the same reason that dingleberries don't make a noise.

What do you call research involving Eggs, Strawberries and Altoids?

An Eggs-Berry-Mint

Strawberries joke, What do you call research involving Eggs, Strawberries and Altoids?

How do you call a bunch of strawberries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

A soapbox orator addresses a crowd on the glories of communism

Come the revolution, everyone will eat strawberries and cream! A man at the front whimpers, But I don't like strawberries and cream. The speaker thunders, Come the revolution, you will like strawberries and cream!

Do you all remember that guy in Australia who was contaminating strawberries?

They never did pin down who it was.


A man's last meal

So a prisoner is about to be executed and the guards ask him,
What do you want your last meal to be?

Strawberries he responds.

But it's winter. We can't get strawberries until spring

Eh. I'll wait

I swear Grandma didn't send this to me on Facebook...

Doctor - so, what did you have for dinner last night?

Patient - I had a fruit salad.

D - only fruit salad? Well, that should help with your cholesterol. And strawberries are very high in...

P - well, it was mostly grapes.

D - mostly?

P - well, all grapes.

D - still, fresh grapes are...

P - they weren't overly fresh. Well, a little older, maybe. Fermented?

D - ...

P - Okay, wine. I had wine for dinner.

Pigmy kids bragging

Most kids brag about how tall their fathers are, but pigmy kids brag about how small their fathers are.

One day three kids are playing when one says, "My dad's only 3'1"."

2nd kid says, "That's nothing. My dad's 2'11"."

The 3rd kid was quiet so they asked, How tall is your dad?

He said, "My dad is dead. He fell off a ladder picking strawberries."

A lorry carrying 300kg of strawberries crashed into a lorry carrying 50kg of sugar.

Instead of helping clear up the accident cars drove through the mess and the jam was getting thicker!

Why were the strawberries upset?

Because their parents were in a jam.

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