The Best 7 Strawberries Berries Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strawberries Berries jokes. There are some strawberries berries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strawberries berries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strawberries Berries Jokes and Puns

What type of berry can you drink out of?

A strawberry.

My grandma was known all over town for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so that everyone could visit her and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.

She's dead and berried.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Berry good

Two guys were arguing over the best way to grow strawberries. One asserted that Miracle-Gro was the best method, the other insisted that cow manure would yield the largest and sweetest berries. They finally decided to ask Mrs. Thompson, who was known far and wide for her succulent, large strawberries. So one farmer says Mrs. Thompson, do you put cow manure on your strawberries. She replied, No, I either eat them plain or add sugar and cream.

What do you call research involving Eggs, Strawberries and Altoids?

An Eggs-Berry-Mint


What is a desperate strawberry?

A berry on its last straw...

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the strawberries berries jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working strawberries berries piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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