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I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee:

Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.

I'm a kleptomaniac with a proclivity for stealing strategy board games.

I like to take risks.

I was seriously considering stealing a military strategy board game from the store yesterday...

...but i didnt. Im not much of a Risk taker.

What do you call a rain of strategy games?

A Tropico storm

Why are programmers so good at poetry?

Well, all words rhyme in binary.

You know what they call the strategy involving freshmints while playing a game of timed tic tac toe?

The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic

I love strategy games

They are fan-tactic

Trump's battle against ISIS is the grand strategy equivalent of a Patriots-Cowboys game.

A lot of people you talk to somehow want both to lose.

What is Ironman's favorite real time strategy game?

Stark Craft

Why dotn SJWs play strategy games ?

Because strategy games have tendency for Triggered Events.

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