The Best 7 Strat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strat jokes. There are some strat drum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strat basses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strat Jokes and Puns

I have new strategy for getting my wife to have sex with me...

When we are in bed I just talk and talk until she has sex with me just to shut me up. I call it filibusting a nut.

A guy walks up to the shopkeeper and asks for a Fender Strat, an Orange Amp and a Mooger Fooger pedal...

...the shop keeper says: "Are you a drummer?" and the guy responds: "Yeah how can you tell?"

The shop keeper responds: "This is a fish and chip shop mate."

Bob was a great guitarist

Until the day he stepped in a puddle while playing his Fender Strat, that was the moment he became a great conductor.

Strategy for arguing with your wife/girlfriend

When you are arguing with your wife or girlfriend, point your finger at the kitchen and strictly say "Go to your room!".

Have you heard that Gandalf is joining the Seahawks as a coach?

He has only one strat: "You shall not pass!"


A friend walked up to me while I was playing guitar and said "Sick strat, bro"

I said "Did you just assume my fender? you bigot?"

My strategy to stopping my kids fight is to copy them. It annoys them and they just give up

as long as they don't commit incest. i'll be fine

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the strat drummer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working strat orchestra piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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