The Best 13 Strapon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strapon jokes. There are some strapon night jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strapon phallus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strapon Jokes and Puns

Strap-on backwards spells No-parts.

What do you call lesbian step-sisters with a strap-on?

Pegasis

They say behind every happy man there is a woman

True. Mine has a strap-on.

Strapon joke, They say behind every happy man there is a woman

I want a girlfriend who'd do me with a strap-on.

She'd be the perfect person to fill a hole in my life.

Have you heard of the lesbians for seatblets movment?

It's called Strap-on!


First person shooters really bring out the testosterone in you.

I told my girlfriend.

As she put on the strap-on

How do you make a patty melt?

Give Marcie a strap-on.

Strapon joke, How do you make a patty melt?

I once went 13 years without sex.

Then came my 14th birthday and my elder sister with a strap-on.

[NSFW] What's the difference between straps and...

... strapon.
With straps you can tie people, but strapon ties people together.

Two lesbians were getting late.

One said to other: "strap-on we're in a hurry".

Gender Dynamics

Husband: I wear the pants in this relationship.

Wife: I wear the strap-on.

Husband: There's blood in my stool.

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What did the boy say to the girl when they were pegging in the tent?

Can you adjust your strap-on?

People keep asking me if my heads screwed on right.

I think they're gonna fire me from my job at the strap-on factory.

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