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With no floor, and the passengers were hanging on a strap attached to the roof. The captain yelled: "The plane is too heavy! One of you have to fall to your death!" A Dane raised his hand and said: "I'll do it". Then all the Norwegians clapped their hands.
He's taken in front of a judge, who orders the prisoner to explain his actions. The prisoner says "Well your honor, the first day, they gave me a comb, then shaved off all my hair. The second day, they gave me a tooth brush, then pulled out all my teeth. The third day, they gave me a jock strap, I went over the wall". "Case dismissed" declares the judge
"Sir, I'm going to need you to remove the strap from around that horse's testicles. That's just inhumane."
"WHAT'S HE SAYIN'?", the old man asked his wife.
"I think there might be something wrong with the emergency brake."
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy 1: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: You are punished to stay out of school for one week.
Boy 2 laughedβ¦
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy 2: I saw your bra straps.
Teacher: You are punished to stay out of school for one month.
Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. Boy 3 started walking out of the classβ¦
Teacher: Why are you leaving?
Boy 3: I think my school days are over.
... After the salesman rings him up and helps him strap it to the car, he asks, "were you planning on putting this up yourself?" to which the man responds, "Actually, I was thinking of putting it in the living room."
Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.
Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.
When you think about it Suicide bombers and Astronauts are very similar,
They both strap themselves to explosives and hope to end up in a better place.
Last night it was my wife wearing her strap on.
Wife: That's disgusting why would I hold your jock strap?
Husband: Well I always hold your purse for you.
Wife: That's not remotely the same.
Husband: Why not, they both hold our junk.
Credit to /u/WhistleWhileYouLurk.
Strap a steak to the ceiling
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To find the tv broken and his wife looking furious with their child.
"What happened?" The father asked.
"Our son broke the tv playing the Wii" she replied.
"Did he have the strap on?"
"No, I thought Id let you punish him"
My watch hasn't got a strap on.
... but the strap was too tight. Not under my watch, lil bloodsucka.
I wear contacts.
β¦backwards, spells 'no parts'β¦
A man learns how to detonate and conceal explosives.
In order to test how good he is at concealing them, he decides to strap some to himself and walk around the camp. Now knowing they were attached to a remote detonator, he suddenly blows up.
After he dies he sees an old friend he left when going to train for jihad.
"How did training go?" Asked his old friend.
"Not too sure, I think I bombed it."
So they stay on during sex.
I have too much time on my hands.
Teacher: "Why are you giggling?
Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come back for a week!
Another boy laughs...
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for a month!"
The teacher bends to pick a chalk, and little Johnny starts walking out of the class.
Teacher: "And where do you think YOU'RE going?"
Johnny: "With what I saw, I think my school days are over."
During college, I worked on β¨a conveyor belt. One day, I was β¨on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
I work at the end of a belt, I said.
With an ebullient smile, she asked, Are you the buckle?
We have been doing it doggy style a lot lately, too much if you ask me. I guess I shouldn't complain. Her strap on, her rules.
She came out of the bathroom and said "take off my dress"
As I peeled off her dress, she said "take off my bra"
My hands trembled as I unclasped the strap. Then came "take off my knickers"
I slowly pulled them down, and she shouted
"and I don't ever want to catch you wearing them again!"
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a South Alabama man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
If the Earth is flat, why do Australians have to strap everything including themselves to the ground in order to not fall up?
They use a strap wrench
Since feminism is now big thing in India .I convinced my wife that I am a 'Feminist'. And Now she just ordered strap on and said ''Prove it''
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it would start an all new Boombonic plague.
No parts spelled backward.
...they both have a strap to put on!
Vegan hot dogs are basically the strap on of food .
You want the sausage but not the meat
Is No parts backwards. How ironic
An under-the-butt-nut-hut!
If the strap slipped and it is not at place, people keep pointing out
and if you entirely forgot to wear one in public, people go on staring like hell.
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy 1: I saw a strap of your bra.
Teacher: Please stay out of school for one week.
Boy 2 laughedβ¦
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy 2: I saw both your bra straps.
Teacher: Suspended from school for one month.
Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. Little Johnny started walking out of the classβ¦
Teacher: Why are you leaving?
Little Johnny: I think my school days are over.
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