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26 strangest jokes and hilarious strangest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about strangest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Strangest Short Jokes

Short strangest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The strangest humour may include short weirdest jokes also.

  1. As I spread my girlfriend's legs I thought to myself... This is the strangest thing I've ever had on toast.
  2. As anyone with a journalism degree will tell you... The fact Superman got a job with a newspaper at the end is the strangest thing to happen in that movie.
  3. A man who thinks he's a piece of luggage has been admitted to a mental hospital. Psychiatrists say he's the strangest case they've ever come across.
  4. I saw the strangest protest sign driving to work today I know all the construction can be inconvenient but seriously, End Road Work ?
    Happy Father's Day everyone!
  5. Lazy people find the most strangest reasons not to do something. I would make a list but, it's Monday and I just fed the cats.
  6. I once spiked a girl's drink... It was the strangest game of volleyball I had ever played.
  7. The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled How to increase your Memory Power left behind on a seat.
    Now, that's irony!
  8. The double slit experiment proved one of the strangest hypotheses in science College chicks will do anything if you wear a lab coat and act smart.
  9. I just got the strangest offer from my boss, today. He'll give me 50% of the company, but only if I get the surgery to become a woman. It was a trans-specific partnership.
  10. Universities have the strangest degrees now, have you heard about the degree in Ballet? It's so hard that they all get tutus.

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Strangest One Liners

Which strangest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with strangest? I can suggest the ones about craziest and bizarre.

  1. I used to have the strangest taxidermy of an old cat. It was a catasstrophy
  2. What's the strangest breakfast? Surreal.
  3. What's the strangest type of liar? A peculiar.

Strangest joke, What's the strangest type of liar?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about strangest can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of strangest puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Witty Strangest Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about strangest you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean weird jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make strangest prank.

Harry is taking a stroll through the woods....

...when he finds a large hole in the ground. The hole seems ridiculously deep, so Harry takes a small rock and throws it down the hole. Then he listens for the sound of the rock hitting the ground below. He doesn't hear anything, so next he tries a larger rock. Still, no sound. He looks around for something larger, and he finds an old railroad tie. He lifts up the railroad tie and chucks it down the hole. Still no sound.
Then out of NOWHERE, Harry sees a goat charging at him full speed from behind. Harry dives out of the way, then watches as the goat charges strait down the hole.
Harry is sitting there, perplexed, when a farmer approaches Harry and asks
Farmer: "Hey son, you haven't seen a goat around here have you?"
Harry: "Actually, Yes I did! It was the strangest thing, a goat just charged me full speed! I was just able to get out of the way. THEN the goat ran strait down that hole over there" as Harry points to the hole.
Farmer: "That's impossible, I tied that goat to a railroad tie"

A man goes to the doctor's office...

He tells the doctor "It's the strangest thing. Every time I see a cat, I can't help singing "What's new p**..., woah-oh-oh".
The doctor says "I've heard of this before! It's called 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Tom Jones Syndrome?" The man asks. "Is it common?"
"It's not unusual"

Sweet Dreams

"Doc, I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed I was the only man in a nudist colony."
"My, my," responded the doctor. "Did you sleep well?"
"I tried," answered the patient, "but it was hard."

Three Guys Go On a Skiing Trip...

Three guys go on a skiing trip but can only find a cabin with one bed, so they all decide to sleep together.
The next morning:
Guy on the right, I had the strangest dream last night that somebody gave me a h**....
Guy on the left, I also had the strangest dream that somebody gave me a h**....
Guy in the middle, That's crazy cause I had a dream I was skiing.

Doctor, I've got mustard in my eyes and I can't see a thing.

Doctor: any other symptoms?
Me: no, but I have the strangest feeling that this has happened before
Doctor: French mustard?
Me: yes, why?
Doctor: It's dijon view

Gandhi's diagnosis

Now Gandhi hardly ate a thing, his frame was rather frail
But then he'd eat the strangest foods, his breath was often stale
And he walked around barefoot, so this was his diagnosis:
Super calloused fragile mystic hexxed by halitosis.

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.

It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang up and redial."

Two men are talking in a Louisiana bar.

One says to the other, "I had the strangest encounter last night. An alligator crept into my room, climbed into my bed next to me, and just stayed there all night hissing away."
"Weren't you scared at all?", said the other man.
The first man replies, "Well I guess because of the fact I was married to a cold-blooded reptile for 20 years, it didn't really bother me that much."

I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.

However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.
When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.
Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!
I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!

Two Engineers were walking to class..

When one asks the other..
Engineer 1: "Hey man that is a nice bike, where did you get it?
Engineer 2: "The strangest thing happened to me yesterday. A girl rode over to me on this bike and suddenly dropped it in front of me. She then took off all her clothes and said, "You can have it all!" So I took the bike."
Engineer 1: "That was a wise choice, her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyways."

As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.


The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing!
I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right.
Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left.
Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."
The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."

Strangest joke, I just got the strangest offer from my boss, today. He'll give me 50% of the company, but only if I

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