The Best 21 Strangest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strangest jokes. There are some strangest dumbest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strangest smurfs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strangest Jokes and Puns

As I spread my girlfriend's legs I thought to myself...

This is the strangest thing I've ever had on toast.

A man goes to the doctor's office...

He tells the doctor "It's the strangest thing. Every time I see a cat, I can't help singing "What's new pussycat, woah-oh-oh".

The doctor says "I've heard of this before! It's called 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"

"Tom Jones Syndrome?" The man asks. "Is it common?"

"It's not unusual"

I used to have the strangest taxidermy of an old cat.

It was a catasstrophy

Strangest joke, I used to have the strangest taxidermy of an old cat.

As anyone with a journalism degree will tell you...

The fact Superman got a job with a newspaper at the end is the strangest thing to happen in that movie.

Sweet Dreams

"Doc, I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed I was the only man in a nudist colony."

"My, my," responded the doctor. "Did you sleep well?"

"I tried," answered the patient, "but it was hard."

A man who thinks he's a piece of luggage has been admitted to a mental hospital.

Psychiatrists say he's the strangest case they've ever come across.

Three Guys Go On a Skiing Trip...

Three guys go on a skiing trip but can only find a cabin with one bed, so they all decide to sleep together.

The next morning:

Guy on the right, I had the strangest dream last night that somebody gave me a handjob.

Guy on the left, I also had the strangest dream that somebody gave me a handjob.

Guy in the middle, That's crazy cause I had a dream I was skiing.

Strangest joke, Three Guys Go On a Skiing Trip...

I saw the strangest protest sign driving to work today

I know all the construction can be inconvenient but seriously, End Road Work ?

Happy Father's Day everyone!

Doctor, I've got mustard in my eyes and I can't see a thing.

Doctor: any other symptoms?

Me: no, but I have the strangest feeling that this has happened before

Doctor: French mustard?

Me: yes, why?

Doctor: It's dijon view

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.

It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang up and redial."

Gandhi's diagnosis

Now Gandhi hardly ate a thing, his frame was rather frail
But then he'd eat the strangest foods, his breath was often stale
And he walked around barefoot, so this was his diagnosis:

Super calloused fragile mystic hexxed by halitosis.

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Lazy people find the most strangest reasons not to do something.

I would make a list but, it's Monday and I just fed the cats.

I once spiked a girl's drink...

It was the strangest game of volleyball I had ever played.

I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise.

However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital.

When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi.

Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian!

I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!

Two men are talking in a Louisiana bar.

One says to the other, "I had the strangest encounter last night. An alligator crept into my room, climbed into my bed next to me, and just stayed there all night hissing away."

"Weren't you scared at all?", said the other man.

The first man replies, "Well I guess because of the fact I was married to a cold-blooded reptile for 20 years, it didn't really bother me that much."

The double slit experiment proved one of the strangest hypotheses in science

College chicks will do anything if you wear a lab coat and act smart.

Strangest joke, The double slit experiment proved one of the strangest hypotheses in science

The strangest thing happened to me on the train today.

Found a book titled How to increase your Memory Power left behind on a seat.

Now, that's irony!

What's the strangest type of liar?

A peculiar.

Two Engineers were walking to class..

When one asks the other..

Engineer 1: "Hey man that is a nice bike, where did you get it?

Engineer 2: "The strangest thing happened to me yesterday. A girl rode over to me on this bike and suddenly dropped it in front of me. She then took off all her clothes and said, "You can have it all!" So I took the bike."

Engineer 1: "That was a wise choice, her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyways."

I just got the strangest offer from my boss, today. He'll give me 50% of the company, but only if I get the surgery to become a woman.

It was a trans-specific partnership.

Universities have the strangest degrees now, have you heard about the degree in Ballet?

It's so hard that they all get tutus.

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