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Or should I introduce myself?
I moved over and asked her why she was crying.
"I don't usually bare my soul to strangers," she said.
I replied that sometimes it was perfectly fine to tell your story to a perfect stranger. She nodded and said, "I just came out of my therapist session and he says there is no way to cure me."
I asked what exactly was her problem. She said, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys. You know, I do feel better. By the way, my name is Kim."
"Glad to meet you," I said. "My name is Bucky Goldstein."
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Steve Wright
Nothing. They didn't meat.
An oxymormon.
They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.
Don't Break the Ice
1. Puberty: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable masturbation in your room and some casual sex with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild sex all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular sex.
5. Marriage after children: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
...I hear global warming is a great icebreaker.
So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers.
An old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. The driver, being polite, accepts and munches them.
Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts.
Driver : Why don't you eat them yourself ?
Old lady : I can't chew them. Look, I have no teeth.
Driver : Then why do you buy them ?
Old lady : Oh, I just love the chocolates around them.
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Which always seems to startle strangers.
women would have to spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers.
Because they're afraid of running into a poodaphile.
If I wanted to convince complete strangers that my life was better than theirs I'd become a rapper.
When the doorbell rang.
"It's me, the blind man."
And she didn't open the door because she has public decency and doesn't stop her showers for strangers.
Apparently she doesn't like to be woken up by total strangers.
Answer: One is the sad, desparate attempt of a poor creature with little freedom to get attention from strangers, and the other is just something animals at the zoo do when they're bored.
"you have such a lovely name"
"thanks, I got it for my birthday"
I said no because my mother always told me not to accept suites from strangers.
My father was wondering why I didn't talk to him.
Half of the women are still answering.
Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do.
The next morning, when both were awake, the woman turned to the guy and asks gently:
"Are you going to make me breakfast or do you suck at that too?"
I said, "You always told me not to get into cars with strangers."
"What does that mean?" she asked.
I said, "I don't know any examiners."
**Jerry:** This isn't a good time.
**Telemarketer:** When would be a good time to call back, sir?
**Jerry:** I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
**Telemarketer:** Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
**Jerry:** Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
**Telemarketer:** Umm, no.
**Jerry:** Well, now you know how I feel.
2017: Literally talk to strangers online to get INTO their cars.
One took the wheels and tires, the other took the battery and the radio.
They have to compete with other strangers going door-to-door.
Because they like to swing
My mommy told me not to trust strangers
"Don't worry kid, this is a trustless smart contract van"
Boy: Hi
Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: I'm Rich..
Girl: Oh! Hi. My name is Mary but you can call me "Baby" I'm 19 & I am very submissive. I love short men, especially like you & I'm glad to meet you. So, when are we going out?
Boy: No, no, no "Rich" is my name
Girl: Sorry I don't talk to strangers
I don't take candy from strangers.
None of the kids at the playground listened to me though.
They truly believe that there's nothing in life they can't handle.
#blessed
Do you guys have ideas on how I can stop doing this?
An old man sitting at the edge of an old western town sees a silhouette approaching from the dusty horizon. Its not long before he realizes that it is a 3 legged dog limping toward him. The old man shouts a warning to the dog "we dont take kindly to strangers around here". The 3 legged dog limps like john wayne while slowly raising his gaze up to look straight into the old mans eyes with a piercing stare and says" Im lookin for the man who shot my paw"
As he got in my car he said: Thanks for stopping. Aren't you afraid to pick up strangers, though? I could've been a serial killer for all you know
Nah , I said. The odds of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical
As they pass a cow field. One man says to the other, "What a nice field, man having 143 cows must be a lot of work"
The other man, astonished, replies "Wow, I happen to own that field and how did you know there were exactly 143 cows?"
The man replied "Easy, I counted the legs and divided by 4!"
Especially the ones she brings home while Dad's at work.
She blacked out and woke up with her clothes off in a strangers bed.
How did this occur?
Cause A : she got black out drunk and slept with someone.
Or Cosby?
It completely ruined their 10 year anniversary.
Just to drive around and watch strangers punch each other.
It must be carpool tunnel syndrome
We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told "no" if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
Because they don't like strangers making all their decisions for them.
My mom always get raging mad whenever I mention that she has the world biggest boobs. She tells me that is improper to be introducing my two brothers to strangers like that and I should instead introduce them by their proper names.
The thought of random strangers having access to my personal details creeps me out.
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