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- My wife said, The Last of Us is a strange show, don't you agree? Me: Yeah, but I've seen stranger things on Netflix.
- My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange for movie night, but I said no. I had Stranger Things to watch.
- My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch.
- Did you hear that the next season of Stranger Things will be shot in Australia? The kids have to defeat a monster from the Right Way Up.
- A Demogorgon, a Dungeon Master and a Sherriff walk in to a bar. My friend shouts "Wow! I've never seen anything like this. Isn't this amazing?!"
I replied "Nah, I've seen Stranger Things." - Why would you think a show about children and monsters is weird? Honestly, I've seen stranger things
- I can't wait to read the BuzzFeed article on "20 Things You Will Love about Stranger Things" Eleven will blow your mind!!!
- Netflix has been making some questionable decisions on its content Then again, I've seen Stranger Things
- A vegan, a feminist, and a Stranger Things fan walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes...
- What's the difference between Netflix and a Bass guitar? Netflix has Stranger Things 4 and a Bass guitar has 4 Strange Strings.
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- I wasn't too impressed by Dr. Strange.. I've seen Stranger Things.
- Why is the Stranger Things Christmas special going to be lame? Noel
- Was this whole Superbowl a Tide ad? I've seen stranger things.
- Wynona Ryder was great in Stranger Things. She stole the show
- What's Elevens [Stranger Things] Favourite Disney Song? Let Eggo, Let Eggo...
- What is Finn Wolfhard's (Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things) favorite band? Finger Eleven
- I saw Stranger Things has 6 golden globe nominations... Should have Eleven.
- Winona Ryder is awesome in Stranger Things... She really steals the show!
- Season 3 of stranger things is going to be kids running aways from... Kevin Spacy
- Just had an 8 hour binge-watch session. Stranger Things have happened.
- Stranger Things is so good I give it an Eleven out of ten.
- Why didn't the bear like Stranger Things? He found the dialogue unbearable
- Stranger Things is so good. I rate it an 011 out of 10.
- On a scale of 1-10 how excited are you for the new season of stranger things Eleven
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A plane passes through a fierce storm...
In a transatlantic flight, the turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse whenone wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane, "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I am going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of s**... in my life, but no one has ever made me feel like a woman! I've had it! Is there ANYONE on the plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?!"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare riveted at the desperate woman in front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous — tall, built with long, flowing balck hair and jet black eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and he extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman and whispers: "Iron this."
A middle aged woman walks into a grocery store…
She has been single for the past 5 years and is extremely lonely. She proceeds to collect a few things here and there from throughout the store. Lip balm, a gallon of milk, a few rolls of paper towels, chicken p**... pies, and laundry detergent.
When she finishes finding all of her items she proceeded to the checkout counter. Immediately after she got in line a man came up behind her and began to wait as well. He had a 12 pack with him and was obviously drunk. He was staring at her groceries then up at her, swaying back and forth trying to keep balance.
You must be single? he asked her.
Normally she would ignore a stranger talking to her, especially one this drunk, but she was for some reason slightly intrigued. She noticed he kept looking at her groceries and up at her. Maybe he thought she was single based off what she was purchasing. Maybe he could point out something that would help her find someone to love.
Yes, I am single , she said. But can you tell me something? How can you tell I'm single? she said as she looked down at the few things in her basket.
cause….. he struggled to stand up and looked her in the eye. cause you're ugly.
Can you give me a push?
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing.
I saw my sister watching the show "Dexter" yesterday..
I thought it was a pretty weird show, but then again, I have seen stranger things on Netflix.
Kids Marry The Darnedest Things
A young son declared, When
I grow up, I'm going to marry you, Mommy.
You can't marry your own mother, said his older sister.
Then I'll marry you.
You can't marry me either.
He looked confused, so I explained, You can't marry someone in your own family.
You mean I have to marry a total stranger?! he cried.
I didn't believe it when they told me the government had accidentally opened a portal to another dimension while trying to spy on the Russians...
But I guess stranger things have happened.
I'm really confused by the fact people judge me for refusing to pay for Netflix...
I mean, I've seen Stranger Things.
George Michael was no stranger to controversy but the most unforgivable thing he ever did
Was k**... off Limp Bizkit's career
TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content.
But Stranger Things have happened.
Arguing with strangers online is like wrestling sharks
Even if you win, it was a really s**... thing to do.
Last night my wife told me, "That was entertaining. I wish it was longer..."
"Now I have to wait another year until Stranger Things season 3"
Stranger things: what does eleven and steve have in common?
They both have an Eg(g)o problem!
Why can't the boys on Stranger Things move?
Because its a Paralyzer when you Finger Eleven.
I finally watched that Netflix sci-fi show that everyone is watching...
I keep hearing from everyone that it's a very wierd show, but to be honest, I've seen stranger things.
Now that those Thai kids are out of the cave,
I can't wait for the movie version where they're all played by those kids from Stranger Things.
I overheard people talking about a young girl who could control things with her mind.
I asked my friend if he believed it. He said he's seen stranger things.
A Redditor accidentally trips and sets off an e**... in a precious metal mine. What's the first thing they say?
Holy c**... this blew up!
Uhhh thanks for the gold stranger!
Dumb, Yet s**...
Godzilla: I don't feel so well...
Mothra: What did you eat?
Godzilla: Netflix.
Mothra: Why did that make you sick?
Godzilla: Dunno. I feel like I've eaten Stranger Things...