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**"A man who lays with another man should be stoned."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
Edit1: a typo
Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!
A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
Since she can't even beat an egg
Apparently not.
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Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
Brothel sprouts
Thanks for the stranger kind Silver!
As the batwing doors swing closed behind him, the patrons turn to eye the stranger up.
The dog cooly looks around the dim, smoky room and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A man and his wife were awoken at 3am by a pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 in the
morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you!" asks the husband
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
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I moved over and asked her why she was crying.
"I don't usually bare my soul to strangers," she said.
I replied that sometimes it was perfectly fine to tell your story to a perfect stranger. She nodded and said, "I just came out of my therapist session and he says there is no way to cure me."
I asked what exactly was her problem. She said, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys. You know, I do feel better. By the way, my name is Kim."
"Glad to meet you," I said. "My name is Bucky Goldstein."
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Steve Wright
Killer: "Turn down that dark road."
Rapist: "I was planning on it..."
Edit - Thank you magnificent stranger for gold!
Make your day more fun by going up
to a stranger and asking "Hey, how
have you been since the amnesia?"
A woman and her baby gets on a bus. The driver stops her at the door and says:"you have the ugliest baby I've ever seen!".the woman storms to the back of the bus, fuming. She sits down next to a stranger and says:"that bus driver just insulted me" The stranger then says:" That is absolutely not on! You go and sort him out and I will hold your monkey for you!"
sitting on the sofa with my girlfriend.
I said, "What's going on?"
"You tell me?" replied my wife.
I said, "I don't know, you're sitting on the sofa with a stranger."
"A stranger, eh?" shouted my girlfriend, "I'm no stranger, we've been having sex for six months!"
I looked at my wife and said, "Is this true?"
Because it can't break the ice
So I married her off to a stranger in order to secure an alliance with the French.
A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
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He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
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The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
It means a lot.
I only know because they told everyone within two minutes...
I thought it was a pretty weird show, but then again, I have seen stranger things on Netflix.
A young son declared, When âĻI grow up, I'm going to marry you, Mommy.
You can't marry your own mother, said his older sister.
Then I'll marry you.
You can't marry me either.
He looked confused, so I explained, You can't marry someone in your own family.
You mean I have to marry a total stranger?! he cried.
Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions.
I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch.
I've seen Stranger Things.
Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery
Eleven will blow your mind!!!
But Stranger Things have happened.
I swear I've met herbivore
I can't believe it's not Butler
Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in. Howdy, stranger, one Texan says. Where are you from?
The Oxford graduate answers, I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions.
Oh, I'm sorry, replies the Texan. Where are you from, jackass?
I saw a stranger in an alley, and decided to give him $2000.
You should have seen the smile on my face when he put his gun away.
So I married her off to a stranger twice her age to strengthen my alliance with France
Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.
Thanks for the updates friends, I just don't know how people get those yellowish stars and would really like to learn.
[edit] Thank you for the gold kind stranger.
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community.
A man walks over and sits down on the other end of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?"
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in prison?"
He looked at her and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" exclaimed the woman. "So you're single?!"
You pay a stranger to do your wife's job.
He throws a coin up in the air, shoots at it three times, and says "My name is Bill, Buffalo Bill". After the cowboy, a stranger stands up, pulls down his pants, showing three testicles and says "My name is Bill, Cherno Bill".
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar
A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
"Now I have to wait another year until Stranger Things season 3"
My friend shouts "Wow! I've never seen anything like this. Isn't this amazing?!"
I replied "Nah, I've seen Stranger Things."
An amputee missing his left arm and left leg walks up to a stranger and shouts, I lost my left arm and left leg!!! .
The stranger looks at him, unsure what to make of this interaction, and says, All-righty then.
Noel
A passer by runs over to check on him. He bundles up his coat into a pillow and places it under his head "Are you comfortable?" the stranger asks. He replies "Ach, I make a living."
Cr
I keep hearing from everyone that it's a very wierd show, but to be honest, I've seen stranger things.
He said, "Who cares?"
I said, "that's a classic!"
Thank you, kind stranger.
For lack of a better option, he took out the amount of cash that he thought would cover the cost plus tip, and he asked a stranger, "If I pay you this cash, would you call me an Uber?". The stranger nodded, took the cash, said "You're an Uber!" and walked away.
As they pass a cow field. One man says to the other, "What a nice field, man having 143 cows must be a lot of work"
The other man, astonished, replies "Wow, I happen to own that field and how did you know there were exactly 143 cows?"
The man replied "Easy, I counted the legs and divided by 4!"
Bobert: "No."
"I need to get to the other side".
Stranger yells back, "You are on the other side".
What a great dentist he was - so glad I met him.
It takes 3 hours to drive across my land
The stranger nods sympathetically and replies:
I used to have a truck like that.
"In the arms of a stranger"
"Are they Jack Russell's?"
"Nah mate, they're mine" I replied.
When suddenly, an uninvited proton enters, and since opposites attract, all the electrons get stuck to him. Unable to pull themselves away from the gatecrasher, they scream for help. A mystery stranger hears their cries, jumps in, pulls all the electrons off and throws the proton out of the premises. The grateful electrons ask their saviour to identify himself. Mysteriously, he pulls down his hat and answers:
"Bond. Covalent Bond."
I told him the chances of two serial killers in a car would be astronomical.
He said it was supposed to contain gold coins, but the lock and the hinges were so rusty which made it very hard to open. I tried a hammer and a crowbar, but the box just won't budge.
So, I'm thinking of trying to open this box with a stick of dynamite, as a last resort. I'll update you guys later if it works or not.
I told him the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical.
He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.
Suddenly, a stranger appears and starts to talk with her.
Stranger: What is your name, sad lady
Lady: My name is Edit, I am the daughter of Solomon and Alta. I am asking for help because I have nothing to eat
Stranger: I just won this golden coin in a game of poker. I feel guilty for keeping something earned so dishonestly. Looks like you could have better use for it.
The father says go to your mother and sister, and ask them if they'd have sex with a complete stranger for one million dollars
The little kid does so and comes back to his dad... they both said yes he told him
Well then says the father *hypothetically* we have two million dollars in the bank... but *practically* we live with two whores
He asks a stranger, Sir, Which bus will take me to Durganagar?
Just take bus number 96 , the stranger replied hurriedly as he ran to catch his bus.
In the evening, the stranger gets down at the same bus stop and notices Suppandi is still there. Intrigued, he asks, Did you not take the bus?
Suppandi replies, So far 90 buses have gone. Only 5 more to go before my bus arrives
The only way you're getting candy from a stranger this year is by putting on a mask and going to the grocery store.
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
It was a simple case of mask-staken identity.
Holy crap this blew up!
Uhhh thanks for the gold stranger!
Away with a stranger
Honestly, I've seen stranger things
and I just kept playing
The patient asks whether that is a problem, but the doctor assures him that it's not and that he'd wish he had three testicles.
Kind of proud the patient leaves the doctor's office and sits on a park bench next to a stranger.
He says to him: "Together we have five testicles.", to which the other replies: "Why? Do you have none?"
A drunk says to stranger I am God and I can prove it to you.
Drunk accompanies him to a house in front of the bar and knocks on the door.
Woman opens the door and says, "Oh my god, you again."
Drunk man says to stranger, "see."
I said that's rough but if he needed a friend to talk to I got him
Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!
I said, Is that a fret?
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