The Best 16 Strangely Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strangely jokes. There are some strangely interestingly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strangely oddest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strangely Jokes and Puns

Two scientists walk into a restaurant. The first one says, "I'll have an H2O."

The second one says, "I'll also have a glass of water. Why are you referring to it so strangely. We're not at work anymore."

The first scientist goes into the bathroom and cries. His assassination attempt has failed.

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday....

But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!”

I thought my dog looked a little cross-eyed...

I took my dog to the vet, as I noticed his eyes were strangely crossed. When I got to the office, I told the vet the problem with my dog. He picked up my dog and stared into his eyes for a while. Then he spoke up "I'm going to have to put your dog down." he said. "What? Just because he's cross-eyed?" I exclaimed. "No." the vet said "Because he's heavy!"

Strangely joke, I thought my dog looked a little cross-eyed...

Two chemists walk into a restaurant after work

Two chemists walk into a restaurant after work, they sit down at there table and order drinks. The first chemist says, "I will have some H20", the second chemist says, "I will have a glass of water, and dude why are you referring to it so strangely, we aren't at work anymore."

The first chemist then goes into the bathroom and cries as his assassination plot has failed.

Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely?

Because they are unorthodox.

Scientists have found that sheep can read!

Strangely it only works with the Bible.

Stupid joke I just made up...

There was a pair of twins called Harold and Aruld who decided to do a social experiment. Harold would act all nice, polite and friendly, whereas Aruld would act rude, outspoken and brash. They went into a few stores and conversed with some customers and staff, and afterwards a representative went in to ask who, out of the two they preferred. Strangely, Harold didn't get a single vote.

London's a weird place...

Strangely joke, Stupid joke I just made up...

Three vampires walk into a bar...

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a shot of blood. The second one orders blood on the rocks. The third vampire says "I'll have a cup of hot water".

The bartender looks at him strangely and asks "How come you're not having blood like your friends?"

The vampire then pulls out a tampon and says "I'm having tea."

To celebrate New Year's, my brother and I went to the Canary Islands. Beautiful part of the world, but strangely enough there wasn't a single canary in sight! next year we're going to the Virgin Islands

There are 3,141,592 parallel universes where I have sex with yo momma..

Strangely enough in every single one of them she's so fat...

Th couple with 10 kids.

A husband and wife had 9 kids and just recently had their 10th.

However the 10th child looked strangely different to the rest and this made the father suspicious of unfaithfulness on his wife's behalf.

So one day he sat his wife down and demanded she tell him who the father is.

The wife, a little overwhelmed by the confrontation gave it up pretty easy. She said: "Okay, okay, ... it's you".

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I tripped, and my buddy and I strangely interlocked toes.

We're sole mates now.

Made a lot of friends on Valentines Day!

All of them girls! Strangely the phone numbers don't exist or connect to comcast.

New friends are fun!

I always thought the origin of the word "politics" was a strangely accurate description of itself.

"Poli-" meaning "many",

"-tics" meaning "bloodsucking parasites."

I went to the vet and put my elderly dog to sleep today in my pajamas...

Strangely, the vet didn't find dressing up a dog in pajamas as funny as I did

A depressed woman was found dead at a strangely suspicious theme park...

Many said she was murdered, but I know better. It was a pseudo-slide.

Strangely joke, A depressed woman was found dead at a strangely suspicious theme park...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the strangely orientations jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working strangely odd piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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