The Best 26 Strand Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strand jokes. There are some strand fairest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strand myth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strand Jokes and Puns

What did one DNA strand say to another DNA strand in the locker room shower?

Hi Gene!

Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola...

called Hyper-bola

I'm sorry :(

Stranded on an island

Two men and a women end up shipwrecked on an island. Weeks and months go by and nature takes it's course, to pass the time, the woman starts having casual sex with the two men.

Months later the woman gets sick and dies. As time passes, once again nature takes it's course and they men do what the have to do.

After a while they start to feel guilty, so they bury the body.

Strand joke, Stranded on an island

The stranded man

A ship, sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts.

What's the first hut for? he asks.

That's my house, says the castaway.

What's the second hut for?

That's my church.

And the third hut?

Oh, that? sniffs the castaway. That's the church I used to go to

It turns out there actually was a strand of Marijuana that killed millions of people in the seventies

It was called Pol Pot.

Oregon have legalised marijuana and are creating a new strand

It's called Oregon-o... ^^^I'm^^^Sorry.

My parents said they liked my DNA strand model.

I said, "Thanks. It's a nice pair of genes."

Strand joke, My parents said they liked my DNA strand model.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up.

"Ball up..."

If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,,

I'd still be stranded on an island.

If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring?

Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.

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"You're alone, stranded on an island. What's your favorite song?"

The one playing on my rescue boat.

Stranded on a boat

3 guys were on a boat, each one had a cigarette but none had a cigarette lighter. One threw the cigarette out in the water and now the boats a cigarette lighter.

I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food

I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret.

What does DNA strand for?

National Dyslecsics Association

If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring with you?

I would take one for the team and bring Donald Trump.

Strand joke, If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring with you?

What does somebody want most when they're stranded in the desert and their camel runs away?

They want their camel bak.

Stranded on an Island

Two men and a women are stranded on an island. After a week, the woman is so ashamed of what they were doing, she killed herself...

After another week, the two men are so ashamed of what they are doing, so they bury her.

After another week, they are so ashamed of what they are doing, they dig her up again.

If I were stranded on a deserted island with 3 things of my choice...

I would have to choose Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a stick with a gold medal tied to it.

What's a stranded Island?

The UK After Brexit

My friend said she isn't gay.

My friend said she isn't gay.

I told her she's like a strand of spaghetti.

She laughed and asked me why.

I said that she's straight until someone gets her wet.

‪If I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan...

Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat. ‬

What should you do with a stranded alien?

Phone home

What do you get when you cross Taylor Swift's hair strand with salt?

a restraining order

What did one DNA strand say to the other DNA strand?

Do these genes make my butt look big?

Sketch Artist: [holds up drawing of a single strand of straw]

**Camel *[in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes]*:** that's him

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