The Best 83 Stran Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Stran Jokes and Puns
It's strange to see Christians advocating abstinence only sex education...
According to their own religion, even abstinence isn't 100% effective.
I had such a strange dream last night...
everything was reversed. Vegans were eating meat. Christians were having un-married sex. Bodybuilders were fat and eating junk food. And the weirdest of all I was getting laid.
A strange van pulls up to a 12 year old boy walking down the street...
The man in the van holds out a bag of candy and says, "hey kid, if I give you a piece of candy will you come in my van?"
To that the kid replies, "I'll come in your mouth if you give me the whole bag."
Strange music
In Vienna, the great composer Mr. Beethoven had recently died and been buried in the city cemetery, with much mourning by the Viennese citizens.
A few nights after the burial, the town drunk is stumbling on his way home through the cemetery. All of a sudden he hears some very strange-sounding music wafting up from Beethoven's fresh burial plot. Terrified, the man runs through the streets, screaming about ghosts in the graveyard.
Pretty soon he's gathered quite a crowd around the grave, all muttering to each other about devils and ghosts. Finally one man makes his way to the front of the crowd, squats down by the grave, and listens.
"Why... that's Beethoven's Ninth Sympony, but... it's playing backwards!" He listens some more. "There's his Eighth Symphony, also backwards! ... And the seventh.... sixth..."
Finally he stands up and addresses the crowd. "My good people, you have nothing to fear. This is simply Mr. Beethoven decomposing."
The Stranger
A true story.
I was waiting at a bus stop one afternoon when a guy approached me and offered me a ride. I thanked him, but politely refused his offer. Confused, he asked me why I didn't want to go with him. I told him, "Because you're a stranger." With more confusion on his face he replied, "No, I'm Indian!"
My strange fetish is smoke detectors
When they go off it gets hot in here.
Stranded on an island
Two men and a women end up shipwrecked on an island. Weeks and months go by and nature takes it's course, to pass the time, the woman starts having casual sex with the two men.
Months later the woman gets sick and dies. As time passes, once again nature takes it's course and they men do what the have to do.
After a while they start to feel guilty, so they bury the body.
The stranded man
A ship, sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts.
What's the first hut for? he asks.
That's my house, says the castaway.
What's the second hut for?
That's my church.
And the third hut?
Oh, that? sniffs the castaway. That's the church I used to go to
A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up.
I had to let her out.
"Isn't it strange how we were all once an egg?" I told my wife.
"Well, grandpa still is," interrupted my son.
It's strange isn't it
It's strange isn't it, you stand in a library and go "Aaaaaargh" and everyone stares at you. Do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in.
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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up.
"Ball up..."
I just got the strangest offer from my boss, today. He'll give me 50% of the company, but only if I get the surgery to become a woman.
It was a trans-specific partnership.
How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?
You poke 'em on.
Me: Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?
Me: No.
If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,,
I'd still be stranded on an island.
If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring?
Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.
The strangest thing happened to me on the train today.
Found a book titled How to increase your Memory Power left behind on a seat.
Now, that's irony!
Strange trend at my office...
People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named "Kevin".
There's a strange new trend in my office...
People have started naming food in the office fridge
Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin.
Strange that the chimney tends to survive a house fire.
as a cold reminder of where the fire should have been. -Jimeoin
We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there.
Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".
"You're alone, stranded on an island. What's your favorite song?"
The one playing on my rescue boat.
Stranded on a boat
3 guys were on a boat, each one had a cigarette but none had a cigarette lighter. One threw the cigarette out in the water and now the boats a cigarette lighter.
How strange...
Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy.
Dr. Strange comes out tomorrow
And I'm scheduled to work the same day. I'm really considering calling in sick. I'm just gonna tell my boss that I have to go see the doctor.
I have this strange feeling that the current VP of the USA is going to do something ridiculous to Pence
But he is just Biden his time
I saw Stranger Things has 6 golden globe nominations...
Should have Eleven.
A strange death incident occurred in the hospital.
He died of poison IV.
Two strangers are introduced
"you have such a lovely name"
"thanks, I got it for my birthday"
I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food
I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret.
If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring with you?
I would take one for the team and bring Donald Trump.
What does somebody want most when they're stranded in the desert and their camel runs away?
They want their camel bak.
Stranded on an Island
Two men and a women are stranded on an island. After a week, the woman is so ashamed of what they were doing, she killed herself...
After another week, the two men are so ashamed of what they are doing, so they bury her.
After another week, they are so ashamed of what they are doing, they dig her up again.
A stranger just came up to me and told me she was vegan...
I swear I've met herbivore
I saw a stranger in an alley
I saw a stranger in an alley, and decided to give him $2000.
You should have seen the smile on my face when he put his gun away.
What keeps you from strangling your significant other during arguments? Love? Their good personality? Empathy? Morals?
For me, it's the death penalty.
If I were stranded on a deserted island with 3 things of my choice...
I would have to choose Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a stick with a gold medal tied to it.
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
What's a stranded Island?
The UK After Brexit
Two strangers, a man and a woman.
He tossed her salad. She missed, but she did catch her peas.
2 strangers have a one night stand
The next morning, when both were awake, the woman turned to the guy and asks gently:
"Are you going to make me breakfast or do you suck at that too?"
How do you tell a stranger from a strangler?
I don't know, but there's an L of a difference.
It's strange that Bill Cosby wasnt given a honorary doctorate untill 1976.
Because apparently he's been administering drugs since the 60s
There's a strange new trend at work, people are writing names on the food in the company fridge
Today I had a chicken sandwich named Kevin
So, I've been having really strange dreams about building small houses in Spain recently...
My doctor thinks I'm developing a complex!
Why is the Stranger Things Christmas special going to be lame?
Noel
If I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan...
Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat.
A stranger ran up to me...
A stranger ran up to me, claiming the world going to end.
After that encounter Armageddon out of this town.
Strange that my kids can't remember to say the "please" word
but boy do they remember the word I used that one time in heavy traffic last year.
I saw the strangest protest sign driving to work today
I know all the construction can be inconvenient but seriously, End Road Work ?
Happy Father's Day everyone!
It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting
You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.
In a very strange and karmic turn of events...
Madeleine McCann IS coming home and is on a boat as we speak!
Strange that some awe is good
But full awe is bad.
A stranger told me they hope I die.
I'm thankful I could fill someone's heart with hope.
2 strangers are sitting on a train.
As they pass a cow field. One man says to the other, "What a nice field, man having 143 cows must be a lot of work"
The other man, astonished, replies "Wow, I happen to own that field and how did you know there were exactly 143 cows?"
The man replied "Easy, I counted the legs and divided by 4!"
Stranger: "Bob? Is that short for Robert?"
Bobert: "No."
I have quite a strange sexuality - I'm attracted to undercover cops
You can imagine my disappointment tonight when I was greeted at the local swing park by YET ANOTHER 14 year old boy.
When a sandwich's strange...
In your neighborhood! Ugh... Who do you call?
Toastbusters!
In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded...
I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.
What are strange doughnuts made out of?
Weird doughs...
What is this strange root?
Found in my dorm's common room fridge. Friend got drunk and took a bite, says it tasted like raw jicama but more bland
A Strange Career Choice...
A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
A stranger came up to me in the park and said what a lovely dog you have...
Thanks! He's interbred I said
Then a duck walked up beside us and said do you know who else is interbred?
It's strange how getting a fever can alter your perception of balance...
From my point of view the Jedi are evil.
Strange looks
So I ask the wife why she's giving me those strange looks, she says she was smiling. Ehm..exactly my point 😟
Whenever a stranger in public calls my daughter princess...
I order them to bow before me, for I am apparently their King.
There's a strange look of satisfaction from alot of dudes coming from that class...
I guess a lot of girls wanted to go down in history.
At least the strange cable is cold
Weird flex but 0K
Stranger on a bus
Stranger on a bus: Which state do you live in?
Me: In Constant despair \*looks out of the window\*
I'm like Dr. Strange without the PHD and magic cape.
Strange...
A strange man told me that he would give me 1 million dollars, but the person I loathed most in the world would get 1 billion dollars. He asked if I would accept?
"Easy," I replied, "Of course I'll take it."
"I'm just not sure what I'm going to do with 1.001 billion dollars"
Been getting strange looks from my coworkers today.
Guess I better put my pants back on.
A strange sight was seen in the Skies of Medieval Canterbury
It was a flying Chaucer!
A stranger asked me to take out my watch and see how fast he could circle a fountain
I told him I didn't have the time for this
A stranger gave me a really old metal box...
He said it was supposed to contain gold coins, but the lock and the hinges were so rusty which made it very hard to open. I tried a hammer and a crowbar, but the box just won't budge.
So, I'm thinking of trying to open this box with a stick of dynamite, as a last resort. I'll update you guys later if it works or not.
It's strange to see all these NASCAR fans upset with NASCAR for taking a progressive stance.
Normally they seem to like seeing things turning to the left.
What's the strangest type of liar?
A peculiar.
Just had a strange phone survey
They asked:
* How's the knee feeling?
* Do you prefer shorts or long pants?
* Do you ever get cramps in your calf area?
I interrupted and said, Hey, this is weird. Why are you asking such strange questions?
The surveyor laughed and said, I'm just polling your leg.
In these strange times, the doctors forced me to wear glasses while I was giving birth to my son.
They insisted on contactless delivery.
It's strange disliking Chinese food while having an Asian Fetish
I'd like to eat out Chinese but I hate eating out Chinese
I used to have the strangest taxidermy of an old cat.
It was a catasstrophy
I just strangled a mime....
With a cordless phone.
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