Following is our collection of funny Stran jokes. There are some stran honey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stran picture puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
According to their own religion, even abstinence isn't 100% effective.
everything was reversed. Vegans were eating meat. Christians were having un-married sex. Bodybuilders were fat and eating junk food. And the weirdest of all I was getting laid.
The man in the van holds out a bag of candy and says, "hey kid, if I give you a piece of candy will you come in my van?"
To that the kid replies, "I'll come in your mouth if you give me the whole bag."
In Vienna, the great composer Mr. Beethoven had recently died and been buried in the city cemetery, with much mourning by the Viennese citizens.
A few nights after the burial, the town drunk is stumbling on his way home through the cemetery. All of a sudden he hears some very strange-sounding music wafting up from Beethoven's fresh burial plot. Terrified, the man runs through the streets, screaming about ghosts in the graveyard.
Pretty soon he's gathered quite a crowd around the grave, all muttering to each other about devils and ghosts. Finally one man makes his way to the front of the crowd, squats down by the grave, and listens.
"Why... that's Beethoven's Ninth Sympony, but... it's playing backwards!" He listens some more. "There's his Eighth Symphony, also backwards! ... And the seventh.... sixth..."
Finally he stands up and addresses the crowd. "My good people, you have nothing to fear. This is simply Mr. Beethoven decomposing."
A true story.
I was waiting at a bus stop one afternoon when a guy approached me and offered me a ride. I thanked him, but politely refused his offer. Confused, he asked me why I didn't want to go with him. I told him, "Because you're a stranger." With more confusion on his face he replied, "No, I'm Indian!"
When they go off it gets hot in here.
Two men and a women end up shipwrecked on an island. Weeks and months go by and nature takes it's course, to pass the time, the woman starts having casual sex with the two men.
Months later the woman gets sick and dies. As time passes, once again nature takes it's course and they men do what the have to do.
After a while they start to feel guilty, so they bury the body.
A ship, sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts.
What's the first hut for? he asks.
That's my house, says the castaway.
What's the second hut for?
That's my church.
And the third hut?
Oh, that? sniffs the castaway. That's the church I used to go to
I had to let her out.
"Well, grandpa still is," interrupted my son.
It's strange isn't it, you stand in a library and go "Aaaaaargh" and everyone stares at you. Do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in.
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I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up.
"Ball up..."
It was a trans-specific partnership.
You poke 'em on.
Me: No.
I'd still be stranded on an island.
Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.
Found a book titled How to increase your Memory Power left behind on a seat.
Now, that's irony!
People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named "Kevin".
People have started naming food in the office fridge
Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin.
as a cold reminder of where the fire should have been. -Jimeoin
Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".
The one playing on my rescue boat.
3 guys were on a boat, each one had a cigarette but none had a cigarette lighter. One threw the cigarette out in the water and now the boats a cigarette lighter.
Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy.
And I'm scheduled to work the same day. I'm really considering calling in sick. I'm just gonna tell my boss that I have to go see the doctor.
But he is just Biden his time
Should have Eleven.
He died of poison IV.
"you have such a lovely name"
"thanks, I got it for my birthday"
I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret.
I would take one for the team and bring Donald Trump.
They want their camel bak.
Two men and a women are stranded on an island. After a week, the woman is so ashamed of what they were doing, she killed herself...
After another week, the two men are so ashamed of what they are doing, so they bury her.
After another week, they are so ashamed of what they are doing, they dig her up again.
I swear I've met herbivore
I saw a stranger in an alley, and decided to give him $2000.
You should have seen the smile on my face when he put his gun away.
For me, it's the death penalty.
I would have to choose Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a stick with a gold medal tied to it.
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
The UK After Brexit
He tossed her salad. She missed, but she did catch her peas.
The next morning, when both were awake, the woman turned to the guy and asks gently:
"Are you going to make me breakfast or do you suck at that too?"
I don't know, but there's an L of a difference.
Because apparently he's been administering drugs since the 60s
Today I had a chicken sandwich named Kevin
My doctor thinks I'm developing a complex!
Noel
Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat.
A stranger ran up to me, claiming the world going to end.
After that encounter Armageddon out of this town.
but boy do they remember the word I used that one time in heavy traffic last year.
I know all the construction can be inconvenient but seriously, End Road Work ?
Happy Father's Day everyone!
You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.
Madeleine McCann IS coming home and is on a boat as we speak!
But full awe is bad.
I'm thankful I could fill someone's heart with hope.
As they pass a cow field. One man says to the other, "What a nice field, man having 143 cows must be a lot of work"
The other man, astonished, replies "Wow, I happen to own that field and how did you know there were exactly 143 cows?"
The man replied "Easy, I counted the legs and divided by 4!"
Bobert: "No."
You can imagine my disappointment tonight when I was greeted at the local swing park by YET ANOTHER 14 year old boy.
In your neighborhood! Ugh... Who do you call?
Toastbusters!
I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.
Weird doughs...
Found in my dorm's common room fridge. Friend got drunk and took a bite, says it tasted like raw jicama but more bland
A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
Thanks! He's interbred I said
Then a duck walked up beside us and said do you know who else is interbred?
From my point of view the Jedi are evil.
So I ask the wife why she's giving me those strange looks, she says she was smiling. Ehm..exactly my point 😟
I order them to bow before me, for I am apparently their King.
I guess a lot of girls wanted to go down in history.
Weird flex but 0K
Stranger on a bus: Which state do you live in?
Me: In Constant despair \*looks out of the window\*
Strange...
"Easy," I replied, "Of course I'll take it."
"I'm just not sure what I'm going to do with 1.001 billion dollars"
Guess I better put my pants back on.
It was a flying Chaucer!
I told him I didn't have the time for this
He said it was supposed to contain gold coins, but the lock and the hinges were so rusty which made it very hard to open. I tried a hammer and a crowbar, but the box just won't budge.
So, I'm thinking of trying to open this box with a stick of dynamite, as a last resort. I'll update you guys later if it works or not.
Normally they seem to like seeing things turning to the left.
A peculiar.
They asked:
* How's the knee feeling?
* Do you prefer shorts or long pants?
* Do you ever get cramps in your calf area?
I interrupted and said, Hey, this is weird. Why are you asking such strange questions?
The surveyor laughed and said, I'm just polling your leg.
They insisted on contactless delivery.
I'd like to eat out Chinese but I hate eating out Chinese
It was a catasstrophy
With a cordless phone.
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