The Best 16 Strait Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strait jokes. There are some strait loggins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strait romero puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strait Jokes and Puns

Only one man is happy about what's going on in Texas.

George Strait.
I can just picture him watching the news while singing "All my ex's live in Texas".

I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:


Erika Badu

Vanilla Ice



Green Day



Nine inch Nails


George Strait

Ilene Woods

Vince Gill


Yoko ono

Otis Redding


Uncle Kracker

Pappa Roach

It is okay if you disagree just let me know, but first read the first letter of each line only.

Ancient humans, venturing across the ice bridge to North America, got lost quite often.

They found it very hard to keep their Bering Strait.

Strait joke, Ancient humans, venturing across the ice bridge to North America, got lost quite often.

My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska.

He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait.

TIL: A thousand years ago, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska but failed.

They couldn't get their Bering Strait.

You know why it's so hard to steer through the Suez Canal?

Because it's not Strait.

What did the Arab Nations say when Iran blockaded the Strait of Hormuz?


Strait joke, What did the Arab Nations say when Iran blockaded the Strait of Hormuz?

The opposite of George Strait...

is George Michaels

The stormy seafarer

One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.

When coming to and looking up, bleary eyed at the great, chalky White cliffs before him. The man exclaimed "What on earth is that wonderful rock formation", and his saviour replied "why, it's sedimentary my dear flotsam".

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Why are Canadians so smart

Because they always get strait eh's

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Why did the tuna cross the strait?

To get to the other tide.

Oh gloria, but I am strait

So is spaghetti until it gets wet

What's the most effective way to make it to Russia from Alaska?

Boat a compass and keeping your berings strait.

If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be?



I was going to say a compliment about beth but i'm afraid it would go strait to her head.

Strait joke, WALKING DEAD JOKE (Harsh)

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