Strait Jokes

Funniest Strait Short Jokes

Short strait jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The strait humour may include short gulf jokes also.

1. A truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait.
2. Only one man is happy about what's going on in Texas. George Strait.
   I can just picture him watching the news while singing "All my ex's live in Texas".
3. Ancient humans, venturing across the ice bridge to North America, got lost quite often. They found it very hard to keep their Bering Strait.
4. My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska. He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait.
5. TIL: A thousand years ago, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska but failed. They couldn't get their Bering Strait.
6. At the IRS audit IRS: According to your tax return you claim got money for nothin' & checks for free.
   Taxpayer: Am I in trouble for that?
   IRS: We'd say you're in dire straits.
7. What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state? One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
   ^badump ^tssss
8. What's the most effective way to make it to Russia from Alaska? Boat a compass and keeping your berings strait.
9. Dire Straits are looking for an agent in the Middle East.. They should check out Qatar George...
   He knows all the Kurds.
10. I empathize with the homeless by singing Mark Knopfler's ballads. They make me feel like I'm in dire straits.

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Strait One Liners

Which strait one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with strait? I can suggest the ones about trench and harbour.

1. If Dire Straits robbed a grocery store They'd get honey for nothin' and chips for free.
2. You know why it's so hard to steer through the Suez Canal? Because it's not Strait.
3. What did the Arab Nations say when Iran blockaded the Strait of Hormuz? OMAN...
4. The opposite of George Strait... is George Michaels
5. What's a rappers shirt made out of? Strait out of cotton
6. Why are Canadians so smart Because they always get strait eh's
7. Why did the tuna cross the strait? To get to the other tide.
8. Oh gloria, but I am strait So is spaghetti until it gets wet
9. What do you call it when a pastry shop is in financial straits? Baked into a corner.
10. Music What do you get if you cross Chris Rea and Dire Straits?
    Diarrhea
11. If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be? Strait
12. What are the Dire Straits' favorite kind of c**...? Saltines of swing
13. Why are there no g**... in a mental asylum? Because they can't wear a strait-jacket.
14. Which song does the s**... donor play in repeat? Dire Straits - Money for Nutting
15. Why are p**... curly? Cause if they were strait, they would poke you in the eye.

Cheerful Strait Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about strait you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make strait pranks.