straining Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious straining puns

Jack calls an ambulance for his friend who has been hit by a car

The operator asks for his location.

Jack says I'm outside 28 Eucalyptus Road .

The operator knows there is no room for error and for clarity asks, "How do you spell that?"

There's shuffling and sounds of straining at the other end of the phone. Jack? says the operator, concerned. More shuffling and grunting.

Sorry about that says Jack. I just dragged him 'round to 1 Oak Street


I was straining on the toilet this morning.

"Where's the fucking sieve?" asked my wife.


I like my jokes like I like my coffee

Bitter and straining every last drop from some ground up stuff of ancient origin.


What do you call a secret agent that has multiple orgasms while straining his vegetables?

Double O Sieving


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