The Best 8 Strainer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Strainer jokes. There are some strainer rigatoni jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these strainer filter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Strainer Jokes and Puns

"Only an idiot hangs a strainer from the perimeter"

" that's really a fence sieve."

What did the chef say to the fly he trapped under a strainer?

This is a fine mesh you've gotten yourself into!

I ordered a pasta strainer on Amazon.

But it never came.

So I had to keep calling Amazon over and over and continually pester them until, finally, they gave me a re-straining order.

A magician told me he could turn my pasta strainer to gold, but he ran off with it instead

I was desieved.

I have struggled too long with pasta addiction

so I'm hiring a personal strainer.


I spent some time yesterday pondering whether I was actually a small strainer used to filter out ink-based writing objects.

You could say I was a little pen-sieve.

I had to throw away almost every strainer in my kitchen.

Colander: There can be only one.

What is the difference between a sieve and a strainer?

You don't get beat up by the jailors for having a strainer in your cell

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the strainer juicer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working strainer copypasta piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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