Strain Jokes
37 strain jokes and hilarious strain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about strain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Strain Short Jokes
Short strain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The strain humour may include short stretch jokes also.
- A new strain of head lice has been discovered which is resistant to conventional treatments. That has left scientists scratching their heads.
- There's a new COVID-19 strain that's causing people to gain massive amounts of weight. The om-nom-nom-icron variant.
- Someone told me you can watch a solar eclipse through a colander I tried but just ended up straining my eyes.
- Total Eclipse Today I tried using a colander to view the eclipse.
I think I've strained my eyes. - Have you hear about the new Canadian strain of Covid-19? Most people infected are eh symptomatic.
- Instead of yelling at my family I used to yell into a colander All it did was strain my voice
- I have a strong relationship with the flying spaghetti monster... ...but it's strained to say the least
- With all the new, more severe, strains of Covid being discovered.. I guess that means that the original was actually Corona light..
- Do you have any bruises, sprains, strains, or broken bones? No? Good! Now that we've gotten four maladies out of the way, how the heck are ya?
- What do IT companies and cannabis dispensaries have in common? They both regularly perform strain tests.
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Strain One Liners
Which strain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with strain? I can suggest the ones about stress and squeeze.
- You can use a colander to look at the eclipse But be careful you don't strain your eyes
- Why should you never yell into a colander? You don't want to strain your voice.
- A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti So I put in a re-straining order.
- What do you get when you yell into a colander? A strained voice.
- What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical? plague-arism
- I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain.
- How do budtenders mark which strain is which? Hashtags
- What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people? It needs to strain itself.
- How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek? Because it's whey strained.
- Where does soup go when it's feeling a bit strained? A brothel.
- Why did the colander take a day off? It was feeling strained.
- What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito? ME-coli
- Single men everywhere strain to make one major change this new year... their bed sheets.
- What do you call soil undergoing strain? Clay Aiken.
- Why did Batman refuse to run through a screen door? He didn't want to strain himself.
Comical Strain Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about strain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean force jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make strain pranks.
A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.
Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.
"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.
"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"
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William Shakespeare once said "Better Three Hours Too Soon Than a Minute Too Late"
My wife disagrees.
It's really put a strain on our s**... life.
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What's the best w**... strain?
Medusa, it always gets you s**....
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I imagine doing a massive s**... is a lot like giving birth;
You push and strain really hard, feel happy when it finally comes out, and then there's no greater pleasure then admiring and holding it for the first very first time.
A man has been sleeping around and was worried he may have contracted AIDS. He goes to the doctor to get a check up. The doctor returns and says I have two good news for you
The man perplexed but hopeful asks: what's the first good news?
Doctor replies, you don't have AIDS!
The man relieved but now even more curious asks the doctor, then what's the other good news?
Doctor responds, we found a new strain of STD and they're going to name it after you!
A New Strain Spreading Faster Than COVID
Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.
Scientists warn that a virulent strain of humans are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving researchers at a loss as to how to combat them.
These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information, and yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive."
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What do you call it when someone suggests a strain of w**... to you?
A reeference.
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The most potent strain of m**... has just been released to the public
reports say consumption has reached an all-time high
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Did you hear about the new strain of m**... so potent you won't even be able to stand on your own two feet?
They call it tumbleweed
TIL about GMO Corn
Scientists have been working on developing drought resistant corn that will be a better crop for regions that do not get as much rain. They have developed a strain of corn that has stoma on the underside of the leaves that are stiffer.
It is hard pore corn.
I once...
I once strained a can of pineapple juice into the sink thinking it was pineapple chunks.
Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!!
It's called Chirpies.
It's a Canarial Disease.
It's Untweetable.
