But be careful you don't strain your eyes
"Where's the fucking sieve?" asked my wife.
Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.
"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.
"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"
It was a strain.
Medusa, it always gets you stoned.
Cause if they dived forward they would fell on the boat.
Real reason so that the eye and nose masks don't get filled with water on the impact straightforward and the oxygen tanks are heavy and it would exert less strain on the back. A prudent way.
Throwback Thursday Joke
Edited few grammar mistakes.
The man perplexed but hopeful asks: what's the first good news?
Doctor replies, you don't have AIDS!
The man relieved but now even more curious asks the doctor, then what's the other good news?
Doctor responds, we found a new strain of STD and they're going to name it after you!
Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable.
reports say consumption has reached an all-time high
Scientists have been working on developing drought resistant corn that will be a better crop for regions that do not get as much rain. They have developed a strain of corn that has stoma on the underside of the leaves that are stiffer.
It is hard pore corn.
They call it tumbleweed
I once strained a can of pineapple juice into the sink thinking it was pineapple chunks.
It's called Chirpies.
It's a Canarial Disease.
It's Untweetable.
Better strain at lower prices, they have chronic blindness.
Well there's an unexpected headline: Poland invades Germany
Just be sure you don't strain your eyes.
Clay Aiken.
...the doctor examines him and afterwards takes his wife aside. The doctor confides in the wife that the man has a terrible strain on his body and will die if undergoes any undue stress. "That means," the doctor says, " you can not let him do any chores around the house. You must let him watch what he wants on television. He needs to be kept in a state of relaxation at all times. If he needs something you bring it to him, if he asks for something, he gets it. He should be kept in his favorite chair, with his favorite food and favorite things all around. Sex is right out, except for you giving him oral sex when he wants it. Do you understand what all this means?"
The woman, shaken replies, "Yes, doctor, yes I do." She thanks him and collects her husband.
Once in the car, her husband asks, "So, what did the doctor tell you?"
The wife looks at her husband and says, "Honey, you're going to die."
Grocery stores are calling them Baybeta sprouts .
I highly recommend it.
their bed sheets.
ME-coli
Except it turns out it doesnt exist
It simply was not sustainable.
After those 6 million Jews were dead, those poor Nazi's were made redundant.
more specifically: "white powder"
It'll strain your eyes
They have appropriately named it Heebola.
I pulled a mussel.
He didn't want to strain himself.
My Student, that way the strain feels like real sex.
Master, I think that's why I won't do that.
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