But be careful you don't strain your eyes
Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.
"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.
"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"
My wife disagrees.
It's really put a strain on our sex life.
It was a strain.
Medusa, it always gets you stoned.
Cause if they dived forward they would fell on the boat.
Real reason so that the eye and nose masks don't get filled with water on the impact straightforward and the oxygen tanks are heavy and it would exert less strain on the back. A prudent way.
Throwback Thursday Joke
Edited few grammar mistakes.
The man perplexed but hopeful asks: what's the first good news?
Doctor replies, you don't have AIDS!
The man relieved but now even more curious asks the doctor, then what's the other good news?
Doctor responds, we found a new strain of STD and they're going to name it after you!
It's got scientists scratching their heads.
A reeference.
Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable.
reports say consumption has reached an all-time high
They call it tumbleweed
Scientists have been working on developing drought resistant corn that will be a better crop for regions that do not get as much rain. They have developed a strain of corn that has stoma on the underside of the leaves that are stiffer.
It is hard pore corn.
I once strained a can of pineapple juice into the sink thinking it was pineapple chunks.
It's called Chirpies.
It's a Canarial Disease.
It's Untweetable.
She has a serious case of HOEVID-19, a new strain of Whorona Virus.
Well there's an unexpected headline: Poland invades Germany
Better strain at lower prices, they have chronic blindness.
Just be sure you don't strain your eyes.
My Student, that way the strain feels like real sex.
Master, I think that's why I won't do that.
...the doctor examines him and afterwards takes his wife aside. The doctor confides in the wife that the man has a terrible strain on his body and will die if undergoes any undue stress. "That means," the doctor says, " you can not let him do any chores around the house. You must let him watch what he wants on television. He needs to be kept in a state of relaxation at all times. If he needs something you bring it to him, if he asks for something, he gets it. He should be kept in his favorite chair, with his favorite food and favorite things all around. Sex is right out, except for you giving him oral sex when he wants it. Do you understand what all this means?"
The woman, shaken replies, "Yes, doctor, yes I do." She thanks him and collects her husband.
Once in the car, her husband asks, "So, what did the doctor tell you?"
The wife looks at her husband and says, "Honey, you're going to die."
Clay Aiken.
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