The Best 5 Straights Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Straights jokes. There are some straights popstar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these straights straight jacket puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Straights Jokes and Puns

Why did the Dire Straights have so many Easter decorations?

They got their bunnies for nothing and their chicks for free.

Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?

They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.

Why couldn't the gay sailor get on with the world famous explorer?

Because it's the Straights of Magellan , not the Gays of Magellan

Why is Mike Pence so good at poker?

He only gets straights.

What does a gay person and a poker player have in common?

They both get burned chasing straights.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the straights straight forward puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working straights straight people piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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