The Best 5 Straightest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Straightest jokes. There are some straightest hairiest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these straightest bravest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Straightest Jokes and Puns

Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

When interviewing the police officers involved in Tiger Woods' arrest, they told how they came to suspect he was under the influence.

"Simple" The officer responded. "It was the straightest drive he's had in years. We knew right away something was up."

After a disaster only four people on earth were left alive, a lesbian, a gay, transgender and the straightest guy possible.

They wish if only they could get bi somehow.

Why were PT Barnum's sunflowers perfectly verticle?

He always was the straightest growman.

Which group of people are the straightest and why?

Homeless people
They got no home-o


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the straightest finest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working straightest klondike piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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