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When interviewing the police officers involved in Tiger Woods' arrest, they told how they came to suspect he was under the influence.

"Simple" The officer responded. "It was the straightest drive he's had in years. We knew right away something was up."


After a disaster only four people on earth were left alive, a lesbian, a gay, transgender and the straightest guy possible.

They wish if only they could get bi somehow.


Why were PT Barnum's sunflowers perfectly verticle?

He always was the straightest growman.


Which group of people are the straightest and why?

Homeless people
They got no home-o


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