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Straightaway Jokes

4 straightaway jokes and hilarious straightaway puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about straightaway that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Straightaway Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good straightaway joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name...

I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name
Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim.
Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions,
I saw, I conquered, I came.

What do we want? A thesaurus!

When do we want it?
Straightaway, forthwith, directly, immediately, instantly, away, first off, momentarily, on the double, promptly, pronto, right away, shortly, today, nowadays, PDQ, at once, at the moment, at this time.

I met my girlfriend while visiting the zoo. There she was, in her uniform...

straightaway I knew she was a keeper

I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.

There she was in her uniform – straightaway I knew she was a keeper.


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