The Best 6 Stradivarius Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stradivarius jokes. There are some stradivarius louvre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stradivarius impressionist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stradivarius Jokes and Puns

I found an old violin and a painting in the attic.

The antique dealer said, "The good news is you've got a Stradivarius and a Picasso. The bad news is Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Picasso made crap violins."

My grandpa left me a violin and an oil painting in his will.

When I took them to be valued, I was told that they were by Van Gogh and Stradivarius. Sadly they were worthless as Van Gogh was rubbish at making violins and Stradivarius was an awful painter.

We just found an original Stradivarius and a previously undiscovered Rembrandt in my grandad's attic!

Unfortunately it turns out that Rembrandt made useless fiddles and Stradivarius couldn't paint worth a cuss.

I just bought an undiscovered Stradivarius and an original Rembrandt!

Unfortunately, on further investigation I was able to discover that Rembrandt made useless violins and Stradivarius painted like a pre-schooler.

I have a violin and a painting made by Stradivarius and Rembrandt, the dealer said they were worthless...

Unfortunately Rembrandt made poor violins, and Stradivarius was no painter.


The Teacher asks Johnny to use "Stradivarius" in a Sentence...

Johnny says, "Whenever my Mom goes out drinking she will stradivarius men before she comes home."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stradivarius fiddle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stradivarius benefactor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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