The Best 74 Stra Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stra jokes. There are some stra squarely jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stra composers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stra Jokes and Puns

It's strange to see Christians advocating abstinence only sex education...

According to their own religion, even abstinence isn't 100% effective.

I had such a strange dream last night...

everything was reversed. Vegans were eating meat. Christians were having un-married sex. Bodybuilders were fat and eating junk food. And the weirdest of all I was getting laid.

A strange van pulls up to a 12 year old boy walking down the street...

The man in the van holds out a bag of candy and says, "hey kid, if I give you a piece of candy will you come in my van?"

To that the kid replies, "I'll come in your mouth if you give me the whole bag."

Stra joke, A strange van pulls up to a 12 year old boy walking down the street...

What does one strawberry say to the other?

"Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

three straight men walk in to a bar...

and come out.


Strange music

In Vienna, the great composer Mr. Beethoven had recently died and been buried in the city cemetery, with much mourning by the Viennese citizens.

A few nights after the burial, the town drunk is stumbling on his way home through the cemetery. All of a sudden he hears some very strange-sounding music wafting up from Beethoven's fresh burial plot. Terrified, the man runs through the streets, screaming about ghosts in the graveyard.

Pretty soon he's gathered quite a crowd around the grave, all muttering to each other about devils and ghosts. Finally one man makes his way to the front of the crowd, squats down by the grave, and listens.

"Why... that's Beethoven's Ninth Sympony, but... it's playing backwards!" He listens some more. "There's his Eighth Symphony, also backwards! ... And the seventh.... sixth..."

Finally he stands up and addresses the crowd. "My good people, you have nothing to fear. This is simply Mr. Beethoven decomposing."

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Stra joke, Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Stranded on an island

Two men and a women end up shipwrecked on an island. Weeks and months go by and nature takes it's course, to pass the time, the woman starts having casual sex with the two men.

Months later the woman gets sick and dies. As time passes, once again nature takes it's course and they men do what the have to do.

After a while they start to feel guilty, so they bury the body.

A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up.

I had to let her out.

I have new strategy for getting my wife to have sex with me...

When we are in bed I just talk and talk until she has sex with me just to shut me up. I call it filibusting a nut.

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Strap-on backwards spells No-parts.

It's strange isn't it

It's strange isn't it, you stand in a library and go "Aaaaaargh" and everyone stares at you. Do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in.

I'm a straight male...

But my transgender sibling introduces me to all her friends as her cister.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up.

"Ball up..."

Stra joke, What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Why was the strawberry sad?

Because her mother was in a jam.


If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring?

Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.

Strange trend at my office...

People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named "Kevin".

There's a strange new trend in my office...

People have started naming food in the office fridge

Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin.

Strange that the chimney tends to survive a house fire.

as a cold reminder of where the fire should have been. -Jimeoin

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there.

Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".

I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food

I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring with you?

I would take one for the team and bring Donald Trump.

Stranded on an Island

Two men and a women are stranded on an island. After a week, the woman is so ashamed of what they were doing, she killed herself...

After another week, the two men are so ashamed of what they are doing, so they bury her.

After another week, they are so ashamed of what they are doing, they dig her up again.

A stranger just came up to me and told me she was vegan...

I swear I've met herbivore

"I saw a stray cat earlier," said my dad.

"How sad..." I replied.

He said, "No idea. I didn't ask him."

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

Because his buddy was in a jam.

What's a straight-A student's favorite type of sushi?

The Honor Roll.

Why was the little strawberry crying?

Because his mom was in a jam.

I saw a stranger in an alley

I saw a stranger in an alley, and decided to give him $2000.

You should have seen the smile on my face when he put his gun away.

A stray bullet just flew through my window and broke my monitor.

I think there are better ways to take a screenshot...

If I were stranded on a deserted island with 3 things of my choice...

I would have to choose Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a stick with a gold medal tied to it.

I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...

The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."

I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"

A straight flush beats a full house

A full house means urine trouble

There's a strange new trend at work, people are writing names on the food in the company fridge

Today I had a chicken sandwich named Kevin

Strapped For Cash

During college, I worked on 
a conveyor belt. One day, I was 
on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
I work at the end of a belt, I said.

With an ebullient smile, she asked, Are you the buckle?

If straight couples usually end sex when the man finishes, how do lesbians know when it's time to stop?

When the scissors get dull

Why is the Stranger Things Christmas special going to be lame?

Noel

β€ͺIf I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan...

Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat. ‬

What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?

It's your fault we're in this jam

I saw the strangest protest sign driving to work today

I know all the construction can be inconvenient but seriously, End Road Work ?

Happy Father's Day everyone!

It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting

You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.

2 strangers are sitting on a train.

As they pass a cow field. One man says to the other, "What a nice field, man having 143 cows must be a lot of work"

The other man, astonished, replies "Wow, I happen to own that field and how did you know there were exactly 143 cows?"

The man replied "Easy, I counted the legs and divided by 4!"

Stranger: "Bob? Is that short for Robert?"

Bobert: "No."

I have quite a strange sexuality - I'm attracted to undercover cops

You can imagine my disappointment tonight when I was greeted at the local swing park by YET ANOTHER 14 year old boy.

In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded...

I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

What are strange doughnuts made out of?

Weird doughs...

I'm like Dr. Strange without the PHD and magic cape.

Strange...

A strange man told me that he would give me 1 million dollars, but the person I loathed most in the world would get 1 billion dollars. He asked if I would accept?

"Easy," I replied, "Of course I'll take it."

"I'm just not sure what I'm going to do with 1.001 billion dollars"

Been getting strange looks from my coworkers today.

Guess I better put my pants back on.

A stranger gave me a really old metal box...

He said it was supposed to contain gold coins, but the lock and the hinges were so rusty which made it very hard to open. I tried a hammer and a crowbar, but the box just won't budge.

So, I'm thinking of trying to open this box with a stick of dynamite, as a last resort. I'll update you guys later if it works or not.

What did the strawberry say before robbing a house?

"Hands up, this is a stroberry."

In these strange times, the doctors forced me to wear glasses while I was giving birth to my son.

They insisted on contactless delivery.

Why couldn't the strawberry shoot it's gun?

Because it was jammed

A new strain of head lice is going around, which is resistant to all conventional treatments.

This has left scientists scratching their heads.

A New Strain Spreading Faster Than COVID

Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

Scientists warn that a virulent strain of humans are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving researchers at a loss as to how to combat them.

These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information, and yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive."

It's strange disliking Chinese food while having an Asian Fetish

I'd like to eat out Chinese but I hate eating out Chinese

I used to have the strangest taxidermy of an old cat.

It was a catasstrophy

I just strangled a mime....

With a cordless phone.

A new strain of head lice has been discovered which is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

Straws...

Straws are for suckers.

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.

It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang up and redial."

Straighteners don't work.

I have been using one for 4 years and I'm still gay.

A straw man, a red herring, and a MacGuffin walk into a bar.

But this joke isn't about that.

Straight to controversial, I know.

What did the millennial get on his wedding day?

A participation trophy wife.

A strange woman approached me in a shady bar.

She winked, and said "For $50, darling, I'll do stuff for you your wife would never do."

I gave her $50, got her to do the ironing.

A Strange Woman Looked Into My Window This Morning and Saw Me Masturbating Furiously.

Thankfully, after about ten seconds of embarrassing silence, the light turned green.

A strange man appeared at the door and offered me 100k, but 200k would be given to the person I hate most.

Terrific I said, I would love 300k.

A strange man asks, "What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?"

I don't care please just get out of my house!

Why were the strawberries upset?

Because their parents were in a jam.

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