Stow Jokes
3 stow jokes and hilarious stow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good stow joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
So there was a tribal chief who decided he needed the biggest hut in the village...
so he gathered the grass he needed and built the only two story hut in the village. He placed his throne on the second story and held audiences there. One night while he slept the throne fell through the floor and crushed his head. The moral of this story is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers.
1. Open your fly.
2. Take out your equipment.
3. Pull back the skin.
4. Do your business.
5. Let the skin forward.
6. Stow your equipment.
7. Close your fly."
She checked on him often to make sure he had learned his lesson, and each time heard him through the bathroom door saying, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 7."
She was pleased with his progress until that day when she passed the bathroom door and heard, "3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5."
My friend built a thatch residence out of prairie grass. He decided to use it as a storage facility for regnal furniture.
I told him that was not a good idea. When he asked why, I told him that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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