The Best 43 Stormy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stormy jokes. There are some stormy hurricane jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stormy storm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stormy Jokes and Puns

An old man and a little boy are walking into the woods...

An old man and a little boy are walking into the woods on a dark and stormy night. The little boy looks to the old man and says, "I'm scared." The old man replies, "You're scared!? I've gotta walk out of these woods alone tonight."

What does a hooker do on a stormy day?

Why does Karl Marx like stormy days?

There are no classes.

Stormy joke, Why does Karl Marx like stormy days?

What do women and tornadoes have in common?

First they are wet, then stormy and afterwards the house is gone.

Stormy Daniels looks awfully...Norwegian


At this morning's White House press briefing...

JOURNALIST: Mr President! Are you concerned about coups?

TRUMP: Stormy Daniels? Believe me, it never happened.

Stormy Daniels has a gag order.

How small is it that you have to tell someone to gag?

Stormy joke, Stormy Daniels has a gag order.

If you enjoy Jack Daniels...

Then try his sister Stormy!

I almost don't believe Stormy Daniel's allegations...

Who in their right mind would want to have sex with the Don(g)?

60 minutes was good, but still my least favorite Stormy Daniels video

Stormy Daniels revelations could be enough to bring down a President.

Or she could be just a Storm in a D cup.

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Back when Stormy Daniels was in high school, none of her fellow classmen realized she would go down in history.

Guys were usually getting it in the gym locker room or behind the teacher's parking lot.

Instead of Hillary Clinton, maybe Stormy Daniels should have run against Trump?

I'm pretty sure she would've spanked him.

Worst foursome in golf history

1. Stormy Daniels
2. O. J. Simpson
3. Ted Kennedy
4. Bill Clinton

Why? You ask

1. Stormy is a hooker.
2. O. J. is a slicer.
3. Ted can't drive over water, and
4. Bill can't remember which hole he played last..

I invented a new drink. Ginger beer and Jack Daniel's.

I call it the Stormy Daniel's.

It's awful Stormy our today...

...better buy a $130k umbrella!

Stormy joke, It's awful  Stormy  our today...

What's the difference between Michael Avenatti and the average veterinarian?

One deals with Stormy Daniels, one deals with wormy spaniels.

Lie Detecting Robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son again.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

The robot slaps the father!

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

What does Stormy Daniels have in common with American farmers?

They both got screwed and paid off by Trump.


Name, Occupation.

Donald Trump, President.
Stormy Daniels, Pornstar.
Osama bin Laden, ex-Terrorist.
Convicted Rapist, Brock Turner.
Joel Osteen - Televangelist

It was a dark and stormy night, and there was a rustle in the bush.

Get out of the bushes Russell!

Hurricane Florence

White House advisor.......

"Mr Trump , Hurricane Florence is causing trouble."

President Trump.....

"Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels!"

Nicked from fb

Secretary walks into the President's room

Secretary: Mr.President, Hurricane Florence is causing trouble.
Trump: Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels.

Did Stormy say it looked like a toadstool or

a toad's tool ?

What does Stormy Daniels got in common with her lawyer Michael Avenatti?

They're both insatiable self-pluggers

Today Donald trump Called Stormy Daniels a horse face and I find that highly offensive...

To horses everywhere who now have to deal with the stigma of now being compared to stormy daniels.

Stormy Daniels was just admitted to a hospital...

Her condition is stable.

"Come on everybody let's hit the polls like our lives depend on it!"

- Stormy Daniels

When it's rainy, Donald doesn't want to come

But when it's Stormy...

I was really impressed with Stormy Daniels Memoir

It's 200 pages. I really thought it was going to be coloring book.

What do Hillary, Stormy and Karen all have in common?

Each of them started to dislike Trump after he stopped making personal deposits.

A stormy riddle

What has an eye but no face?

A storm

One of Trump's advisors ran up to him and asked in a panic what to do about Hurricane Katrina...

Trump said: "Give her the same deal we gave Stormy Daniels."

Nancy Pelosi just thrashed Trump over this shut-down business.

But Stormy Daniels showed us that Trump likes getting spanked by a woman.

The only person Trump ever hired who was actually qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels

Now you know who the best people are

Michael Avenatti is no longer representing Stormy Daniels

In other words - he pulled out

What does lebron james and stormy Daniels have in common

They both get paid to play with orange balls

Apparently Stormy Daniels was misquoted, and what she actually said was that Trump's junk looked like A Little Potato. You know...

A little *dick-tater*

It was a dark and stormy night

His horse was darker and stormier still.

(Sorry)

A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

We are all like Stormy Daniels now.

Just waiting for him to finish.

It was stormy weather outside, so I was really surprised to hear the doorbell ring.

The doorbell camera revealed it was my mother in law, completely soaked from the rain, and shivering in the icy wind. Concerned she might catch a cold, I hollered:

Please, don't just stand there!

Go home!

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Disclaimer:

I really appreciate my mother in law. This is a joke (which I like to tell her once in a while). In-laws deserve to be treated with respect, just like real human beings.

The stormy seafarer

One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.

When coming to and looking up, bleary eyed at the great, chalky White cliffs before him. The man exclaimed "What on earth is that wonderful rock formation", and his saviour replied "why, it's sedimentary my dear flotsam".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stormy rainstorm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stormy thunder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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