The Best 33 Stormtroopers Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Stormtroopers Jokes and Puns
What's a Stormtroopers favourite business?
The one next to Target.
Why was there a Covid-19 outbreak on the Death Star?
'Cos the Stormtroopers missed their shots.
Why is the bathroom floor always wet on the Starkiller base.
Stormtroopers always miss.
Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?
They won't ever hit anything.
We should make all vehicles be driven by Stormtroopers
They never hit anything so there would be no accidents.
Why do stormtroopers always make the best boyfriends?
Because they always miss you.
You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?
You can't.
Six stormtroopers decided to play Russian Roulette.
They got away with a warning but had to pay for the damage.
Did you hear about the recent polio outbreak among Stormtroopers?
I guess it's because they always miss their shots.
Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?
Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!
Why was Vader called Darth vader or Lord vader?
Cause when someone called him master vader all the stormtroopers laughed
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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?
Because they'd miss each other.
Have you ever heard of the band "stormtroopers"?
No wonder, they never landed a hit.
Why is he called Lord Vader?
Because when they called him Master Vader the stormtroopers giggled.
Whats the difference between stormtroopers haveing a party and mushrooms being picked?
One's bad guys having a fun time the other ones fungi having a bad time!
Why do stormtroopers always wear masks?
Because they keep missing their shots. #covid
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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?
They always miss the shot
Stormtroopers and dogs are a lot alike
No matter where you're at, they always miss you.
A large amount of stormtroopers walk into a bar and orders drinks
They all miss the free shots.
Two stormtroopers were eating wookie steak...
One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."
What do you call a stormtroopers wife?
Missus
What do Stormtroopers call target practice?
Shooting the breeze
Where do the stormtroopers like to eat?
At the Bo Buffet
Uber dressed up some of their vehicles as Star Wars Stormtroopers in Manhattan...
I wouldn't mind riding one of those. They won't hit anything.
I can't wait to see Star Wars: Rogue One. I really missed the old Stormtroopers.
I know they have missed me and several others.... a lot.
How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?
Just the First Order.
Where do stormtroopers hang out on the death star?
At the death bar
Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?
Because they're playing on console.
Why cant stormtroopers be fathers?
Because they shoot blank and always miss
What happens when Stormtroopers and redshirts fight?
The Stormtroopers miss, but the redshirts die anyway.
Why did the Nazis have to use gas chambers instead of guns?
Because stormtroopers can't aim.
What rock band was popular among storm-troopers?
Panic! AT-AT the disco
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