stormtrooper Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious stormtrooper stories

What are the best Stormtrooper puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Stormtrooper? Well here is a complete list of Stormtrooper to have fun with:

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

He couldn't find the droid he was looking for.


Why did the Stormtrooper settle on an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.


Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.


For Star Wars and Star Trek fans

A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.

The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.

The red shirt dies anyway.


A stormtrooper sits down to have dinner with his family...

His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."


(Hope this isn't a repost) What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot,

but the red shirt still dies.


stormtrooper family dinner

So a stormtrooper tells his son its time for dinner.
the boy asks his dad "what are we having?"
"Wookie meatloaf." He replied.
After a few minutes of eating, the stormtrooper asks his son "How is it?"
"It's chewy."


What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.


A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a firefight.

The Stormtrooper misses every shot, and the Red Shirt still dies.



You've read some of the best stormtrooper jokes of all time. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise kids not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty stormtrooper gags to your kids. These jokes are updated with new ones in December 2019.

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