Stormtrooper Jokes

What are some Stormtrooper jokes?

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad.

He will be missed.

What did the stormtrooper say to Luke Skywalker when he saw him?

I've missed you so much!

A stormtrooper and a redshirt get into a fight.

The stormtrooper missed every shot.

The redshirt died anyway.

2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak

it was chewy

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Your Momma's so fat...

A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot.

Why do stormtroopers always make the best boyfriends?

Because they always miss you.

Star Wars Joke...

If Finn hooks up with Rey...

He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something

Hear about the Stormtrooper band?

Apparently they never had a hit

For Star Wars and Star Trek fans

A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.

The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.

The red shirt dies anyway.

A stormtrooper sits down to have dinner with his family...

His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

I'm going to be taking my drivers exam in a full stormtrooper outfit...

That way I won't hit anything.

Stormtrooper helmets

I would wear a stormtrooper helmet everytime I went for a ride on a motorcycle to avoid HITTING anything.

(Hope this isn't a repost) What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot,

but the red shirt still dies.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why was the Stormtrooper so sad when his Jedi friend left?

He always misses him.

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

stormtrooper family dinner

So a stormtrooper tells his son its time for dinner.
the boy asks his dad "what are we having?"
"Wookie meatloaf." He replied.
After a few minutes of eating, the stormtrooper asks his son "How is it?"
"It's chewy."

What is the best paradox?

A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.

Two stormtroopers were eating wookie steak...

One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Mandalorian Stormtrooper joke!

It’s a known fact that Stormtroopers can’t shoot to save their lives. The Mandalorian acknowledges it while stormtroopers pass time by shooting at a tin can. And they miss it every time.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Where does a Stormtrooper get cash?


Hey EA, are you a stormtrooper?

Cause by not pre-ordering/buying the game I feel like I've dodged a bullet.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

"I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What do Stormtroopers call target practice?

Shooting the breeze

[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

Where do the stormtroopers like to eat?

At the Bo Buffet

I once used a toilet that had a note on it that said aim like a Jedi, not like a Stormtrooper .

So i closed my eyes and let the force guide me as i peed.

What's do you call a stormtrooper that smells good?

A cologne trooper...

A Stormtrooper tried to commit suicide yesterday.

Why cant stormtroopers be fathers?

Because they shoot blank and always miss

Where do stormtroopers hang out on the death star?

At the death bar

The best friend of a stormtrooper decides to join the rebellion

While watching his friend leave, the stormtrooper found himself thinking: "You''ll be missed!"

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt start fighting.

They're still going at it.

Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot?

He survived 99 missions.

Why did the suicide attempt of the stormtrooper fail?

He tried to shoot himself but missed.

What do you call a stormtrooper that knows martial arts?

A thai fighter!

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