The Best 44 Stormtrooper Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stormtrooper jokes. There are some stormtrooper snoke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stormtrooper kenobi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Stormtrooper Jokes and Puns
What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.
stormtrooper family dinner
So a stormtrooper tells his son its time for dinner.
the boy asks his dad "what are we having?"
"Wookie meatloaf." He replied.
After a few minutes of eating, the stormtrooper asks his son "How is it?"
"It's chewy."
(Hope this isn't a repost) What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?
The stormtrooper misses every shot,
but the red shirt still dies.
Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?
They won't ever hit anything.
For Star Wars and Star Trek fans
A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.
The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.
The red shirt dies anyway.
A stormtrooper sits down to have dinner with his family...
His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."
Mandalorian Stormtrooper joke!
It’s a known fact that Stormtroopers can’t shoot to save their lives. The Mandalorian acknowledges it while stormtroopers pass time by shooting at a tin can. And they miss it every time.
Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?
They always miss the shot
Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?
Because they always miss.
2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak
it was chewy
Star Wars Joke...
If Finn hooks up with Rey...
He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something
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Your Momma's so fat...
A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot.
Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?
"I find your lack of steak disturbing."
Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?
Because they'd miss each other.
Where do the stormtroopers like to eat?
At the Bo Buffet
Why is stormtrooper always late from work?
He keeps missing his train
The best friend of a stormtrooper decides to join the rebellion
While watching his friend leave, the stormtrooper found himself thinking: "You''ll be missed!"
A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad.
He will be missed.
What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
What is the best paradox?
A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.
Stormtrooper helmets
I would wear a stormtrooper helmet everytime I went for a ride on a motorcycle to avoid HITTING anything.
Where do stormtroopers hang out on the death star?
At the death bar
What's do you call a stormtrooper that smells good?
A cologne trooper...
A stormtrooper and a redshirt get into a fight.
The stormtrooper missed every shot.
The redshirt died anyway.
I once used a toilet that had a note on it that said aim like a Jedi, not like a Stormtrooper .
So i closed my eyes and let the force guide me as i peed.
Hey EA, are you a stormtrooper?
Cause by not pre-ordering/buying the game I feel like I've dodged a bullet.
Two stormtroopers were eating wookie steak...
One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."
What do Stormtroopers call target practice?
Shooting the breeze
Why do stormtroopers always make the best boyfriends?
Because they always miss you.
What did the stormtrooper say to Luke Skywalker when he saw him?
I've missed you so much!
Hear about the Stormtrooper band?
Apparently they never had a hit
Where does a Stormtrooper get cash?
The AT-ATM
What do you call a stormtrooper that knows martial arts?
A thai fighter!
I'm going to be taking my drivers exam in a full stormtrooper outfit...
That way I won't hit anything.
Why was the Stormtrooper so sad when his Jedi friend left?
He always misses him.
A stormtrooper walks into a bar and orders a martini
The bartender asks while handing the stormtrooper his drink, "Shouldn't you not be drinking on the job?"
The stormtrooper arches his eyebrow, "And hit what I'm aiming for?"
What do you call a Stormtrooper in a tuxedo/suit?
A tie fighter.
What's the difference between my dad and a stormtrooper?
My dad doesn't miss.
Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?
Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!
What game will a Stormtrooper always win at?
Russian roulette
Why did the retired Stormtrooper reenlist...
He missed it.
Stormtroopers and dogs are a lot alike
No matter where you're at, they always miss you.
So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan... and Fives is short for CT-27-5555... and Artoo is short for R2D2... and Chewie is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper
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