Following is our collection of funny Stormtrooper jokes. There are some stormtrooper snoke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stormtrooper kenobi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.
So a stormtrooper tells his son its time for dinner.
the boy asks his dad "what are we having?"
"Wookie meatloaf." He replied.
After a few minutes of eating, the stormtrooper asks his son "How is it?"
"It's chewy."
The stormtrooper misses every shot,
but the red shirt still dies.
They won't ever hit anything.
A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.
The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.
The red shirt dies anyway.
His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."
Itβs a known fact that Stormtroopers canβt shoot to save their lives. The Mandalorian acknowledges it while stormtroopers pass time by shooting at a tin can. And they miss it every time.
They always miss the shot
Because they always miss.
it was chewy
If Finn hooks up with Rey...
He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something
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A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Because they'd miss each other.
At the Bo Buffet
He keeps missing his train
He will be missed.
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.
I would wear a stormtrooper helmet everytime I went for a ride on a motorcycle to avoid HITTING anything.
The stormtrooper missed every shot.
The redshirt died anyway.
Cause by not pre-ordering/buying the game I feel like I've dodged a bullet.
One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."
Because they always miss you.
I've missed you so much!
Apparently they never had a hit
The AT-ATM
That way I won't hit anything.
He always misses him.
The bartender asks while handing the stormtrooper his drink, "Shouldn't you not be drinking on the job?"
The stormtrooper arches his eyebrow, "And hit what I'm aiming for?"
My dad doesn't miss.
Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!
Russian roulette
He missed it.
No matter where you're at, they always miss you.
A stormtrooper
Because they keep missing their shots. #covid
Both of their Pews are missing people
Shooting himself.
They got away with a warning but had to pay for the damage.
Misster & Misses
He misses everyone.
The one next to Target.
A stormtrooper.
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