stormtrooper Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious stormtrooper puns

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad.

He will be missed.

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What did the stormtrooper say to Luke Skywalker when he saw him?

I've missed you so much!

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A stormtrooper and a redshirt get into a fight.

The stormtrooper missed every shot.

The redshirt died anyway.

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2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak

it was chewy

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Why did the Stormtrooper settle on an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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Your Momma's so fat...

A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot.

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Why do stormtroopers always make the best boyfriends?

Because they always miss you.

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Star Wars Joke...

If Finn hooks up with Rey...

He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something

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Hear about the Stormtrooper band?

Apparently they never had a hit

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For Star Wars and Star Trek fans

A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.

The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.

The red shirt dies anyway.

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A stormtrooper sits down to have dinner with his family...

His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Stormtrooper helmets

I would wear a stormtrooper helmet everytime I went for a ride on a motorcycle to avoid HITTING anything.

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(Hope this isn't a repost) What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot,

but the red shirt still dies.

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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Two stormtroopers were eating wookie steak...

One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."

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stormtrooper family dinner

So a stormtrooper tells his son its time for dinner.
the boy asks his dad "what are we having?"
"Wookie meatloaf." He replied.
After a few minutes of eating, the stormtrooper asks his son "How is it?"
"It's chewy."

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What is the best paradox?

A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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Mandalorian Stormtrooper joke!

It’s a known fact that Stormtroopers can’t shoot to save their lives. The Mandalorian acknowledges it while stormtroopers pass time by shooting at a tin can. And they miss it every time.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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Where does a Stormtrooper get cash?

The AT-ATM

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If Finn hooks up with Rey...

He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!

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Hey EA, are you a stormtrooper?

Cause by not pre-ordering/buying the game I feel like I've dodged a bullet.

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Where do the stormtroopers like to eat?

At the Bo Buffet

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[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

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What do Stormtroopers call target practice?

Shooting the breeze

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

"I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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I once used a toilet that had a note on it that said aim like a Jedi, not like a Stormtrooper .

So i closed my eyes and let the force guide me as i peed.

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What's do you call a stormtrooper that smells good?

A cologne trooper...

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Why did the suicide attempt of the stormtrooper fail?

He tried to shoot himself but missed.

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What are the most funny Stormtrooper jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Stormtrooper? Well, here are the best Stormtrooper dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Stormtrooper pick up lines to share with friends.

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