Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
He will be missed.
I've missed you so much!
The stormtrooper missed every shot.
The redshirt died anyway.
it was chewy
They won't ever hit anything.
A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot.
Because they always miss you.
If Finn hooks up with Rey...
He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something
Apparently they never had a hit
A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.
The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.
The red shirt dies anyway.
His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."
Because they'd miss each other.
That way I won't hit anything.
I would wear a stormtrooper helmet everytime I went for a ride on a motorcycle to avoid HITTING anything.
The stormtrooper misses every shot,
but the red shirt still dies.
He keeps missing his train
He always misses him.
Because they always miss.
They always miss the shot
So a stormtrooper tells his son its time for dinner.
the boy asks his dad "what are we having?"
"Wookie meatloaf." He replied.
After a few minutes of eating, the stormtrooper asks his son "How is it?"
"It's chewy."
A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.
One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
It’s a known fact that Stormtroopers can’t shoot to save their lives. The Mandalorian acknowledges it while stormtroopers pass time by shooting at a tin can. And they miss it every time.
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.
The AT-ATM
Cause by not pre-ordering/buying the game I feel like I've dodged a bullet.
"I find your lack of steak disturbing."
Shooting the breeze
Some Stormtrooper
At the Bo Buffet
So i closed my eyes and let the force guide me as i peed.
A cologne trooper...
Because they shoot blank and always miss
At the death bar
While watching his friend leave, the stormtrooper found himself thinking: "You''ll be missed!"
Because they're playing on console.
They're still going at it.
He survived 99 missions.
He tried to shoot himself but missed.
A thai fighter!
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