storming Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious storming puns

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the aliens, you get the predators

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A customer walks into a restaurant and notices large sign on the wall:



$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.

She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says,

"You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"

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My boss came storming in to the office this morning, yelling that he'll fire the employee with the worst posture...

I have a hunch it might be me...

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Flying Blind

A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning.

The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, "The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."

The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. "We're flying over Paris! I could feel the Eiffel Tower!"

The Englishman is next. He sticks his hand outside and draws it back in a minute later. "I just touched Big Ben! We are just over London!"

Finally, it is the American's turn. He shoves his hand outside the plane and brings it back in immediately. "We're flying over Detroit. I know because my watch just got stolen."

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Angry Neighbor [90's kids will remember]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his neighbor storms out of the house straight to the mailbox, opens it, slams it shut and storms back in.

A little later the neighbor storms out and does the exact same thing again, before storming back in even more red-faced.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, out the neighbor comes again, marches to the mail box, opens it before slamming it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by the neighbor's actions the man asked, "Is something wrong?"

"There certainly is!" the neighbor replied. "My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

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Two guys are looking for an easy way to make some money.

After days of brain storming, the first guy says, "Why dont we rent a crane and charge people to bungee jump off of it?" "thats a great idea!" says the second.
They decide to charge 10 dollars for one jump. Soon they are making more money than they can carry. But then some guys down the street decide to steal their idea, and rent a bigger crane, and charge only seven bucks.
the first two guys are quickly run out of buisness. The first guy says, "we need to take our buisness somewere nobody has access to construction cranes, that way nobody can compete with us." So they move their crane deep into mexico.
They begin setting up their equipment, and all the villagers come out of their houses, to see what is happening. The men realize that these people have never seen one of these cranes before, or even know what bungee jumping is. So the first guy tells his friend to demonstrate, so the villagers know what it is.
So the guy jumps, and he bounces a couple times, and the first guy pulls him up. But the second guy is hurt. he is covered in bruises, cuts, welts, and is bleeding. the first guy in shock asks "did you hit the ground?"
"no"
"did the crane on your way up?"
"no"
"what happened?"
The second guy replies, "What the fuck is a piΓ±ata?"

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A blonde women walks into a gift shop in Louisiana...

She sees alligator purses, belts and boots. She loves the alligator boots and asks the clerk how much. The clerk tells her they're 500.00 dollars. The blonde is disgusted at the price and tells the clerk she will go get her own, storming out of the store.

Later that day the clerk is driving home from work and passes a bayou. He hears several shotgun blasts and sees two dead alligators on the shore with their feet up in the air. After another blast the clerk sees the same blonde hauling a dead alligator from the water and flips him over onto the shore,

The blonde looks at the alligators feet and says, "damn! This ones not wearing boots either!"

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Three Girls and The Back Door

A young man was curious as to what girls thought about sex in the "back-door". So, out of curiosity and a lack of shame, he decides to ask three different girls if they would like to try it in the "back door".

The first girl he asked was American, and when asked about her opinion she punched the young man to the asphalt before storming off.

The second girl he asked was French, and when asked about her opinion she blushed and said that she would be willing to try anything once.

The third girl he asked was German, and when asked about her opinion she said, "Alright! Bend over!"

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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I've never lost a game of Risk.

I've lost a lot of pieces flipping the board over and storming out, though.

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Police came storming through a kindergarten

They just hears there was some kid-napping going along...

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So I'm at the dentist's office...

...in the waiting room when this woman comes storming out, shouting curses and threatening to sue. When she's gone, the dentist is standing in the doorway, speechless, so I ask him, "gee, doc, what's got her knickers in a twist?" And he says, "I don't know, I just asked her to take a shot in the mouth."

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A black piece of tarmac is having a quiet drink at the pub...

...when the door bursts open and a red piece of tarmac comes storming in loud and aggressively.

The piece of black tarmac turns to the barman anxiously: *"Don't even think about serving him!"*

*"Why not?"*, the barman asks.

*"Isn't it obvious? He's a freaking cycle path!"*

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It must have been terrifying being a soldier storming the beaches of Normandy

But it must have been even more terrifying being a crab or seagull

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What are the best Storming puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Storming? Well, here are the best jokes about Storming to have fun with.

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