storming Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious storming stories

What are the best storming puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Storming? Well here is a complete list of the top storming jokes:

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the aliens, you get the predators


Flying Blind

A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning.

The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, "The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."

The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. "We're flying over Paris! I could feel the Eiffel Tower!"

The Englishman is next. He sticks his hand outside and draws it back in a minute later. "I just touched Big Ben! We are just over London!"

Finally, it is the American's turn. He shoves his hand outside the plane and brings it back in immediately. "We're flying over Detroit. I know because my watch just got stolen."


Two guys are looking for an easy way to make some money.

After days of brain storming, the first guy says, "Why dont we rent a crane and charge people to bungee jump off of it?" "thats a great idea!" says the second.
They decide to charge 10 dollars for one jump. Soon they are making more money than they can carry. But then some guys down the street decide to steal their idea, and rent a bigger crane, and charge only seven bucks.
the first two guys are quickly run out of buisness. The first guy says, "we need to take our buisness somewere nobody has access to construction cranes, that way nobody can compete with us." So they move their crane deep into mexico.
They begin setting up their equipment, and all the villagers come out of their houses, to see what is happening. The men realize that these people have never seen one of these cranes before, or even know what bungee jumping is. So the first guy tells his friend to demonstrate, so the villagers know what it is.
So the guy jumps, and he bounces a couple times, and the first guy pulls him up. But the second guy is hurt. he is covered in bruises, cuts, welts, and is bleeding. the first guy in shock asks "did you hit the ground?"
"did the crane on your way up?"
"what happened?"
The second guy replies, "What the fuck is a piΓ±ata?"


A customer walks into a restaurant and notices large sign on the wall:


When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.

She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says,

"You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"