The Best 22 Storm Trooper Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Storm Trooper jokes. There are some storm trooper storms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Storm Trooper Jokes and Puns

A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots.

He goes home sober.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars.

Maybe he can actually hit somebody.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews.

I hate myself

Storm troopers makes great drivers!

They never hit anything!


Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

So why can't Storm Troopers get a date?

They keep missing all the signs...

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What did the Storm Trooper say when he farted in church?

"Pew, pew."

I should marry a storm trooper.

They will always miss me.

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What's a storm trooper's favorite date?

March 4th

Why do photographers never dress as Storm troopers?

Because they actually want to get a good shot.

Why are storm troopers so easy for Jedi to manipulate?

They are all jar-jarheads

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek)

The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

When a storm trooper wants to avoid conflict, he travels like electric current...

Down the path of least resistance.


What rock band was popular among storm-troopers?

Panic! AT-AT the disco

I'm planning to name my project team - Storm Troopers

We always keep missing the target... (yea, original, yea,qualifies as a dad joke)

Whats the similarity between a storm trooper and a baseball coach?

Both can fire, neither can hit.

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