The Best 77 Storm Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Storm jokes. There are some storm contamination jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these storm winter storm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Storm Jokes and Puns
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.
So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."
"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."
If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican
We'll take the aliens, you get the predators
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
Oof
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
A man from West Virginia and a woman from Kentucky got married...
The day after their wedding, the man's father sees him storm into the house, gun in hand. "What's got you upset, son?" The father asked. To which the man replied, "I shot my wife. I found out she was a virgin, so if she isn't good enough for her family, she isn't good enough for ours!"
An apple
A sudden desert storm had made a traveler lost his direction. The only thing he had was an apple. It was so precious, whenever he was thirsty or hungry, he would only look at the apple, then he would walk again full of hope.
Unfortunately, he still died in the desert. It was written on the police report: He would have walked out of the desert if he had had a Samsung or Nokia.
We had a big storm on the weekend, we had a blackout and you couldn't go outside. After a while the batteries on my laptop and phone had run out so I read the newspaper and finished my latest book. After that there was nothing to do so I sat down and talked to my wife for an hour or so.
She seems quite nice.
Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?
They won't ever hit anything.
I once went to an open air Queen concert.
It was good, but there was a terrible electrical storm during the set
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening...
A stormtrooper sits down to have dinner with his family...
His son asks him "dad what is this we are eating?"
The stromtrooper replies "Baby wookie steaks. How is it?"
His sons says "It's a little chewy."
Why did Kim storm out of the bedroom on Kanye?
Because he called out his own name in bed.
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I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars.
Maybe he can actually hit somebody.
Once saw a bunch of Nazis saluting in icy precipitation.
It was quite the heil storm.
A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots.
He goes home sober.
Hurricane Joaquin
This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week.
Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix.
Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?
Cuz of all the pews.
I hate myself
2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak
it was chewy
Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?
Because they'd miss each other.
Why are storm troopers so clingy?
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
Why is stormtrooper always late from work?
He keeps missing his train
A prayer
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.
He called out: "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward: "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."
Good", said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short"
One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds.
Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like.
The meteorologist replied, "Hail, Hitler!"
A ship was sailing in the middle of the ocean....
A storm was developing in the distance. As the storm raged, the captain realised the ship was sinking fast.
He called out loud, "Anyone here knows how to pray?"
A man proudly raised his hand and came forward, "Aye Captain, I know how to pray."
The Captain replied, "Great, you keep praying while the rest of us put our life jackets on.......we are short of one!"
Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
All the power lines went down in a storm last Friday ...
Everyone was *delighted*.
A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad.
He will be missed.
Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm
Even god couldn't hit a one iron
What do you call a rain of strategy games?
A Tropico storm
An Old Man and His Lake
An old man went down to his lake to clear brush from a recent storm. When he arrived he found 8 beautiful women skinny dipping in the water. Seeing him the women yelled "you get out of here old man. We're staying under the water until you're long gone so you don't see a thing." Quickly the old man replied "I apologize ladies. I'm not here to spy on you. I just came to feed the alligators."
Stormtrooper helmets
I would wear a stormtrooper helmet everytime I went for a ride on a motorcycle to avoid HITTING anything.
A stormtrooper and a redshirt get into a fight.
The stormtrooper missed every shot.
The redshirt died anyway.
Hurricane Irma was coming, and my mother was thirsty.
My mother has a glass of port wine with almost
every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favourite brand. It's okay. She said. Any Port in a storm.
Storm troopers makes great drivers!
They never hit anything!
Why did the stormtroppers buy iPhone?
Cuz they couldn't find the droids they were looking for
Why do stormtroopers always make the best boyfriends?
Because they always miss you.
There was a bad storm that broke the chicken coop causing a farmer to lose a few chickens.
After the storm he asked his farm hand how many chickens were left.
16 chickens, sir.
Alright, round them up, please.
20 chickens, sir.
What did the stormtrooper say to Luke Skywalker when he saw him?
I've missed you so much!
Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
What does Stormy Daniels have in common with American farmers?
They both got screwed and paid off by Trump.
If vampires are hurt by holy water, why don't priests just bless a storm cloud to kill vampires everywhere? But then I remembered why so many vampires are from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called?
Thunder Cats.
Since the storm started, my wife keeps looking through the windows.
If it gets worse, I'll have to let her in.
Air Force One gets caught in a storm in the midwest
And crashes. Because most of the roads are out, it takes emergency responders a long time to reach the wreck. When they get there, they see a farmer.
"Did you see the plane crash?" asked the EMTs.
"Ayup. Sure did. Buried them all too," answered the farmer.
"None of them survived?"
"Well, the president said he did, but you know what a liar he is."
A renowned scientist is frustrated with the popularity of misinformation. In an interview, he tells the press my research is meaningless if taken out of context!
The next day, the public is taken by storm as headlines spread that Renowned Scientist Claims That His Research is Meaningless!
Captain, we need to get the safest part of the storm
Eye
A stormtrooper walks into a bar and orders a martini
The bartender asks while handing the stormtrooper his drink, "Shouldn't you not be drinking on the job?"
The stormtrooper arches his eyebrow, "And hit what I'm aiming for?"
Google really does spy on us
This is why I don't trust smartphones. My friend and I were talking about repairing his roof over the next week, because the recent storm took off a few portions. The next day I saw advertisements all over Facebook telling me there are hot shingles in my area looking to get nailed.
Since vampires are hurt by holy water, I always wondered why Priests don't bless storm clouds and kill them from above. Then I realized why most vampires live in Europe
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?
Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!
A zookeeper lost a pair of mongoose to a storm and needed to replace them. He began writing an email to his supplier...
Dear sir, please send me two mongooses at once.
That didn't sound right, so he tried again.
Dear sir, please send me two mongeese at once.
That still didn't sound right, so he gave it one last attempt:
Dear sir, please send me one mongoose. And while you're at it- send me another mongoose.
(In memory of my dad who told that joke at every family gathering for 30 years.)
A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little insquisitive...
"Why do we have two humps," asked the son.
"That's so we can go for days without water. We can store it in the humps."
"Why do we have very long eyelashes?
"That," he was told, "is to protect the eyes from sand in a sand storm."
"And why do we have bulbous looking feet?"
"That's so we're can travel twice as fast through the desert."
"Dad," asked the young camel, "What the hell are we doing in this zoo?"
My brother hasn't stopped staring through the window since the storm started
I suppose I should let him in
We are all like Stormy Daniels now.
Just waiting for him to finish.
A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies
In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.
20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.
Her boyfriend said "I can't take this, I have seen the movie before."
She replies, "So have I but I didn't think lightning would strike twice in the same place!"
A storm blew off part of my roof last night
Oof
After cleaning up from a recent severe storm, my neighbor offered me free wood for my fireplace.
That was very nice of him. Free firewood doesn't grow on trees, you know.
It was stormy weather outside, so I was really surprised to hear the doorbell ring.
The doorbell camera revealed it was my mother in law, completely soaked from the rain, and shivering in the icy wind. Concerned she might catch a cold, I hollered:
Please, don't just stand there!
Go home!
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Disclaimer:
I really appreciate my mother in law. This is a joke (which I like to tell her once in a while). In-laws deserve to be treated with respect, just like real human beings.
How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask?
Convince them to storm the capitol building
Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming
they were promised a storm...
...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.
I'm here all week.
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.
She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Walmart parking lot, now you can follow me over to Target."
11:45 Arrive at the crime scene
11:45 Examine body, signs of a struggle
11:45 Found murder weapon in storm drain
11:45 Realize watch is broken
Snow Storm in Texas blew 25% of my neighbors roof.
Oof.
The Vatican decides to storm Area 51...
Alien V.S. Predator
How is a Stormtrooper like an empty church?
Both of their Pews are missing people
What's the least likely way for a Stormtrooper to die?
Shooting himself.
Johnny's Brother…
Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
He asked his mom, "Where'd you get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!!
I was feeling lethargic and apathetic so I took a vacation to the Bahamas. Still completely unmotivated, I just sat on the beach with a bottle of rum for hours and watched as a storm rolled in.
I was in a tropical depression.
Six stormtroopers decided to play Russian Roulette.
They got away with a warning but had to pay for the damage.
What's a Stormtroopers favourite business?
The one next to Target.
So why can't Storm Troopers get a date?
They keep missing all the signs...
My friend texted me the hurrcane has passed
He forgot about the i of the storm
Code red for storm Eunice in The Netherlands
A friend of mine is now on Texel, one of the Dutch Wadden Islands, off the coast of The Netherlands. Sadly, the weather conditions there are very, very bad. The perceived temperature is close to freezing, lots of heavy rain, and wind gusts of close to 100 mph (150 km/h). They are now completely isolated, they cannot leave. They're completely stuck. His mother-in-law does nothing but look through the kitchen window. He's thinking, if it continues like this, he'll have no choice but to let her in...
Ever since the storm started, my husband won't stop looking through the window.
If it gets any worse, I will have to let him in
People have been urged to avoid the cheese factory during the storm.
Reports say flying debrie is the main cause of concern
Why was Optimus Prime excited about the incoming storm?
Because he heard it had already blown several transformers.
Saw some workers on my street replacing a storm drain cover and decided to offer them some words of encouragement:
You guys are doing a grate job.
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