Top 10 storm Jokes

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the aliens, you get the predators

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad.

He will be missed.

A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots.

He goes home sober.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

If vampires are hurt by holy water, why don't priests just bless a storm cloud to kill vampires everywhere? But then I remembered why so many vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

Air Force One gets caught in a storm in the midwest

And crashes. Because most of the roads are out, it takes emergency responders a long time to reach the wreck. When they get there, they see a farmer.

"Did you see the plane crash?" asked the EMTs.

"Ayup. Sure did. Buried them all too," answered the farmer.

"None of them survived?"

"Well, the president said he did, but you know what a liar he is."

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

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