Storm Damage Jokes
4 storm damage jokes and hilarious storm damage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about storm damage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Storm Damage Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good storm damage joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A hobo got robbed
A hobo had been robbed and beaten into unconciousnes.
When he woke up he checked about his person for damages and missing items, and found that all injuries were superficial but he had lost all his belongings.
He stormed into the nearest police station.
"I want to report a robbery! all my 53 belongings have been stolen from me!"
"How can you be so sure about the number of the stolen items?" the officer asks sceptically with a raised eyebrow.
"It was a deck of cards and a bottle opener!"
Bad weather?
FEMA representative: During the last storm did you receive any damage to your property?
Homeowner: Hail, yes.
My friend told me that storm Diana was on its way from the east, bringing high winds and rain and it could cause a lot of damage.
I told him not to worry as it would probably c**... out in France
A massive hailstorm ravages a town...
...leaving plenty of damage in its wake. A blonde takes her hailstone-dented car to a body shop to have the dents removed.
The body shop owner is already swamped with work due to the storm, and decides to have some fun with her. He tells the blonde: "You know, you don't have to pay me to have these removed. All you have to do is go home and blow into the tailpipe - all of your dents will pop out."
The blonde drives home, parks in her driveway, and blows into the tailpipe. Over and over she tries and tries, huffing and puffing but to no avail. The girl's roommate, another blonde, arrives home to see the first blonde laying in the driveway completely winded and asks what's going on. The first blonde explains what the mechanic told her, before ending with "I've been at this for an hour, but it's not working."
Roommate looks at the car for a moment before turning to the first blonde and says, "no duh it's not working! Your windows are open!!"
EDIT - grammar
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