The Best 10 Storks Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Storks jokes. There are some storks heron jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these storks fend puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Storks Jokes and Puns
If storks deliver white babies and blackbirds deliver black babies, what bird delivers no babies?
Swallows.
Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?
Swallows...
you might think babies are delivered by storks
but fat babies require cranes
If storks bring human babies, what brings giant babies?
Cranes
If Storks represents birth. Which bird represents birthcontrol?
Swallow.
Jake wanted a brother
Jake had been asking his father for a brother the whole morning. His dad got annoyed so he gave little Jake some seeds.
"Just put these by the window, it attracts the storks!"
A few months later the neigbors had a baby delivered. Little Jake went to the newfound father and said:
"Just so you know, that wasn't because of your seed, it was because of my dad's seed!"
Whats it called when storks deliver the wrong baby?
Male fraud
If storks bring babies, what kind of bird doesn't bring any babies?
A swollow.
If one stork brings one baby and two storks brings two babies, what bird brings no babies?
Two swallows.
I've always been corny...
When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the storks hawk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working storks blackbird piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.